Cornell Installing Grass Lawns To Reduce Student Stress
ITHACA, N.Y., Dec. 5 (UPI) – Grass lawns brought indoors are helping students at Cornell University in New York deal with the stress of final exams, school officials said. The school’s Department of Design and Environmental Analysis has used sections of turf to creating grassy oases of calm in the lobbies of two libraries as well as two science buildings on campus, a university release reported Wednesday.”Being in touch with nature helps people be calmer, and they feel refreshed and productive,” school Administrator Eveline Ferretti said. The first indoor lawn was installed in the school’s Mann Library in the fall. “The library is the perfect place for it,” Ferretti said, noting “it’s great to see people willing to lay down in the grass and just relax there. The main goal is really to make people happy.” “We know from research that time spent in nature fosters diverse facets of our well-being, from cognitive function, to lower stress levels.
I bet people think I’m going to make fun of this shit. Nope. I fucking love laying in grass. Like I believe everything Cornell said about it relaxing people and improving cognitive function. Hell if I could buy a grass bed I would. That’s how much I love it. And it’s hard to find good grass nowadays too. Too many people pissing in it and shit in. Occupy wackos occupying it. But a good clean patch of grass? Well that shit is priceless. In fact if I ever sell Barstool for billions that may be my first move. Grassify my entire house. Done and done.


You’re late bro.
At the end of the day you’re going to have to look in the mirror and know that you wrote a blog about lying in grass.
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.” – Carl Spackler
I love getting plowed on grass.
Do you even read the blogs that go up on your site? This was already done at least twice earlier this week
you know who else loves grass? mexicans and animals
if we are playing “jinx” i believe neil probably owes gaystoolie a coke
gaystoolie, i see you bro!!!!!!!!!!!
These two girls in the picture….are they from the Island of MisFit Whores?
Where’s the video of these two gals making out?
how pissed is the lawn guy that claims unemployment cause grass doesn’t grow in upstate new york all winter. No more checks bitch get your ass indoors and mow that lawn
OH YEAH ONE MORE THING, FUCK WHITESOXDAVE, BIGGEST COCK SUCKER I KNOW NEXT TO GAY STOOLIE
because of the high asian student percentage at cornell, this parcel of grass will be overpopulated in about 4 hours
They know it will be dead in a week right?
Canceling exams also helps reduce stress level..just so Cornell is aware.
Pres I must disagree. It is easy to find good grass these days. Everybody and their brother grows it.
I fucking hate Neil so much. How he has a job with this company still blows my mind. At first it was a funny shtick just shitting on him but I literally will not read a single thing on Chicago unless BC writes it.
I offer a solution. Fire Neil and get rid of Barstool U. Put BC in charge of Chicago and let KMarko be his minion (I don’t care that KMarko doesn’t know shit about Chicago, neither does Neil)
cant wait to bring my dog to the library to squeeze out a deuce
I’m reading this from my iPhone, but from the looks of things, the Asian in that pic can get it.
find the chicks on campus with green knees- they are the ones you want to date.
Blackdude you actually made me laugh, fuck.
Cancel Philly, its cuz i am funny, you should try it one day instead of wasting your time sucking my dick on boston, philly and chicago, FUCK KFC and his gay brother
@harry johnson, how would i know you would be on the stool from your iphone haha, that made me laugh, must be book marked next to foxsnews.com
Where’s the sandbox…that’s where the magic happens. Fuck grass. Put a sandbox in that bitch and I guarantee they find a cure for cancer, or at least crabs
Yeah, this ain’t the kinda grass that makes people calmer and more relaxed. Fuckin Ivy Leaguers.
the chick that was finger-blasting herself in the library can now do it on the grass in a dorm
you beat me to it scurvy.