Hey what’s the guy supposed to do? He’s on a golf course.  That’s like the last place in the world where a man is free to be a man. Whether that’s swilling beers and hitting balls and smoking cigars or fingering chicks it’s Man’s Playground. Worth a shot, right? Think we’ve all had that convo before. Usually goes something like:

“Hey wouldn’t it be fun to fool around a bit right here?”

Hmm, she just laughed. That’s not a no. Maybe I’ll just fiddle with her waistline a bit. Whoa, she’s still not stopping me. OK time to take the plunge.

“Get your fucking hands out of my pants right now.”