Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Get Me This Fat Media Mogul Chair!
Remarkable Double Throne Chair (Settee) – $2000 (Salem)
Date: 2012-07-26, 9:14AM EDT
Reply to: qtgtm-3163920150@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Remarkable Elizabethan / Jacobean reproduction double throne chair (settee) available for sale by owner. This chair is new and has only had one owner who has never used it. It is in PERFECT condition. Measurements are: 68″ at its widest part in the area below the lions heads. 33-34″ deep. 69″ high at its highest part. The structure is solid wood (unknown) and apparently treated to appear very convincingly as aged oak. It is solid and heavy although relatively easy to slide and move on smooth-surfaced floors. The upholstery is red velvet with decorative trim where it meets the wood. It is comfortable and one of a kind.
Ideal for a “statement” piece in your home or office. Businesses such as restaurants, hotels, bars and lounges would benefit from the appeal of its presence. $2000 firm.
I was kind of torn on this chair at first. I obviously wanted to buy it but 2,000 large seemed pretty outrageous. Unless they accept internet dollars? But that was until I saw the Lions on the side. If that doesn’t scream fat media mogul than nothing does. Like yes. Yes that is the chair of a man who runs a smut empire. Yes that is the chair of the man who runs the internet. Yes that’s the chair of Davey Pageviews. Got to have it! And the best part is how there is room for a smoke be chained to the side wearing a bikini and feeding me grapes while I blog. Like I said I got to have it!



Than why don’t you just buy it? Nice chair for a Summers Eve…DOUCHE!
Pres quit pinching pennies and get on that shit!! If you pass up the “king of smut” chair, Holley Mangold will sit on your face after squatting 450.
You better buy this david.
he isnt buying it, we all know it
Set up one of those donation pages KFC loves to do. I’d throw you a Five for entertaining me daily…
this will be the best $2000 you ever spent, this chair was practically built for you and your nose. no, but seriously buy this fucking chair right now. please? i’ll throw fives.
2,000 Large? It’s either 2,000 or 2 Large you filthy jew
Looks like a Storage Wars wannabe bought it an auction from a storage unit. YUUUP!