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Cubs Fan Buys The Domain Name Jetbluepark.com And Now Thinks He Is The Hottest Shit In Town
Postgame - Sure the Chicago Cubs can’t compete with the Red Sox most seasons, but a fan of the lovable losers just pulled of a World Championship move in cyberspace. Boston’s beloved baseball team is moving into JetBlue Park this spring in Ft. Myers, Fla. The new crown jewel of the Grapefruit League cost an estimated $78 million to build … but they probably wish they’d spent a few more bucks. A resident not far from the new ballpark owns the most likely web domain name for the Red Sox new spring home. Eric Engelman purchased the site last year. “It was kind of funny to me because I couldn’t believe nobody checked it first,” Engelman told WINK TV. “I just went on to godaddy.com and typed in jetbluepark.com and its was available. So I went ahead, searched out a coupon online and bought it.” “One day it just clicked in my head that it would be funny if I put it to the yankees.com,” said Engelman. And now fans who visit Jetbluepark.com are instantly forwarded to the home page of the BoSox bitter rivals, the New York Yankees.
I’ve never seen anybody be so proud of themselves for doing this little. Like somehow this story is national news. Some dink Cubs fan bought the domain name Jetbluepark.com and redirected it to the Yankees website. Well Whooptefuckingdo!!!! Hey newsflash bro. Nobody gives a flying fuck. You can stop patting yourself on the back. You know why nobody thought to buy that domain? Because it’s fucking useless. Who would ever type that URL in? If you want to buy tickets for spring training games you go to Redsox.com like a normal person. You don’t type in the name of a Stadium that you didn’t even know existed anyway. Fucking pathetic Cubs fans got nothing better to do than buy useless domains and point them to dumb websites. Grow up Bartman. And fuck you too Theo.
love how this bro stops what he’s doing to google a godaddy coupon at checkout
Ya, like the 17 bucks for 2 years is too expensive, so he wastes time googling a coupon. Would have been great if it was gone when he went to finally buy it.
Ironically, if you type in bignosedjew.com, you get redirected to Boston.barstoolsports.com
How long before this loser has to shut down his Facebook account and we have pictures of his mom in a bikini?
pres might enjoy this: go to michiganrejects.com
I’ll bet this kid jerks off to 1990s screenshots of Lara Croft (the newer ones are waaaaay too mainstream). Wow sick life kid.
Not a horrible business idea though. Jetblue may offer him some dough for that domain name. That said, he’s still a tool. And a Cubs fan.
cubs fans are pathetic and usually not straight
Nerd Power Move if there ever was one.
This guy is a Fucking idiot.
If this guy had any fucking brains he would join as an affiliate to websites selling Red Sox Spring Training tickets, and merchandise. People go to his shitty website by accident and next thing you know he is earning 2% of every sale.
But, yeah, pointing it to Yankees website is way smarter.
I am sure Davey Pageviews can explain how it works much better than seeing how this website has more ads on it than a NASCAR race.
Mom or stepmom…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1678467114&ref=ffl
They can take it from him if they want. ‘Cyber-squatting’ cases like this happen all the time and the guy that only owns the name loses it fast. Not a big deal.
“Hey newsflash bro. Nobody gives a flying fuck.”
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Says the ranting knucklehead who re-posted the story.
Since when is Jerry a Cubs fan??
Leave it to a Hebrew to track down a coupon for his stupid joke – I’m surprised Pres isn’t giving him some props there
That guy will probably have to forfeit the domain name because that could qualify as cybersquatting. JetBlue def has a trademark on that and they could sue for the name.
hahah you guys are just typical boston wicked retahds if you cant even admit this shit is well played. like is it really gonna do anything major? no. but shit is still funny.
Wow you mad bro? I really can’t tell pres. Hahaha, this guy is amazing, and I’m pretty sure everybody thought it was pretty funny when KObarstools website got bought and redirected to barstool.com This guy is hilarious. GO YANKEES BABY!
The point isn’t that he took time to search for a coupon online. The point is that he has to make that part of his story because this bro thinks he’s that fucking clever. I think this might be 120IQ
Kind of reminds me of the time a couple enterprising lads decided to register a certain websites rally cry and slogan since it was available as some said “owner” entity was apparently too caught up being pissed at butch dykes and Jenna Marbles to perform a commonsense decision to register and or trademark said catchphrase of “legitimate business” that was repeated for well over a few years by that time. Now instead of handling it like a man by pointing it out, laughing, then embracing it, and giving them credit where credit is due. They decided to take the “pussy” way out and to sick their lawyers on them and they were never to be heard from again, even though they procured the flume, and had at least some Maurice level blogs.
anybody get this guy’s info yet? let’s be funny too!!!!!!!
Pretty sure they still procure the flume at something called Wicked Improper.
haha, you mad bro?
The kid is smart. All the douchebags in upper management at Fenway could have thought of buying the domain but theyre in the locker room with Lester eating chicken and drinking beer.
MassholeKillah OUT!