Cops: Dad paid girl $21 to fight teen: wtnh.com

SHELTON, Conn. (WTNH) — A man was arrested after police say he paid a teenage girl $21 to fight another girl he believed was bullying his daughter. Police say Philip Prokop, 42, paid off a 17-year-old girl to fight a 13-year-old suspected bully. “My daughter was put through torture and she finally came forward to tell us,” Prokup said. Police say he paid a teenager $21 to beat up the girl who was bullying his daughter at Shelton Intermediate, where she was an eighth grader. “I introduced myself and who I was and who my daughter was and I told them to stop bullying my daughter,” Prokup said, “and the next thing there was a girl on the ground. The girl that bullied my daughter was on top of that girl beating her face in.”

First of all this 13 year old bully chick sounds like a bad mamajamma huh? Because if I’m understanding this correctly she beat up the 17 year old who Prokup hired to beat her up. That’s the definition of a plan blowing up in your face. But that’s neither here nor there. More importantly this guy has to be the worst dressed dad in America. Like are kidding me with that sideways visor dude? Did you just come from Nobadeer Beach or something with that get up? Come on bro. You’re 42 years old. Sure you can get away with dressing, partying and hitting on college girls in your mid thirties but once you hit 40 it’s over. Everybody knows that.