Detroit Man Claims He Is The Best Carnival Game Player of All Time
Listen you want to crown this guys ass than crown him. But I’m telling you right now there is no chance he beats me in the horse racing game where you shoot a squirt gun to make your horse go. That’s my joint. Like if there was a professional squirt gun horse racing game I’d be first ballot HOF. Secondly before I proclaim this guy the best carnival player in the country I want to see him win that ring toss game once. All I saw him do was throw up a bunch of bricks. What does that say when you are filming a documentary on how great this guy is at carnival games and he still can’t win the ring toss. I don’t care how much geometry you use I don’t think that game is winnable. The ring flat doesn’t fit on the jug. So spare me his whole hardo I don’t want to say it’s all because of me, but it’s all because of me speech. Beat the ring toss game once and then I’ll be impressed. Until then get out of my face with this shit.
PS – How much would Jerry Sandusky have paid to have this guy working for the 2nd Mile Charity? Unlimited molestation swag.
If you don’t think this mother fucker has pedo written all over him, you have done lost your mind. Fucker’s house looks like Build-A-Bear. Probably has Snicker Bars on his patio.
what’s the point? he starting his own fucking circus?
“I don’t wan’t to say it’s all because of me, but it’s all because of me” Sounds familiar. Pres, i’m surprised you haven’t put this line on a t-shirt with a picture of your face.
Agree with you Prez, I would like to see him do the one where you have to get the ring to the bottom of that metal rod, and the ring toss. Ring to the bottom is doable but I have seen people literally spend 30-45 minutes trying to do it. Ring toss for big prize is complete luck.
His house is probably a Detroit (read: poor and shitty) version of Neverland Ranch.
PEEEEEDDOOOOOO
prez’s athletic ability stops somewhere between the squirt gun horse racing game and a sub-par ring toss game…..and eating shit on a skimboard
the shoot the star game at the seaside heights boardwalk cleaned me out on multiple family vacations growing up
This is his legacy….
This shit was really on 60 minutes? What the fuck is wrong with CBS? Are they Second Mile contributors?
@chicagomatt: 60 Minutes is still on? Literally haven’t watched once since Andy Rooney died.
That guy would kill it on “Throw the Bagel on Prez’s Nose”.
SANDUSKY, Ohio?! No coincidence there…
Its been reported that he won several prizes at the anal ring toss.
baloon pop with darts. thats my game.. you cant fuck that one up
oh and this guy is probably used to playing butt darts anyways..so he is probably sick at that game
just like you’re awesome at eating watermelons and kit kats.
@rexisfat , pretty sure Artie Lange is Lord of the Anal Ring(toss)
It’s been a while since I been but can’t he win some better shit? Like roach clips w/ feathers? Maybe some Black Sabbath or Led Zeppelin 8×10 mirrors? Trans Am Iron-on t-shirts? Skull wallet with chain? AC/DC belt buckles? Something other than stuffed tasmanian devils and Snoopys?
He still lives in the D, so I fucking win.
Not one “the jerk’ reference? Really?
‘step right up! Guess your weight and win some crap!’