Listen you want to crown this guys ass than crown him. But I’m telling you right now there is no chance he beats me in the horse racing game where you shoot a squirt gun to make your horse go. That’s my joint. Like if there was a professional squirt gun horse racing game I’d be first ballot HOF. Secondly before I proclaim this guy the best carnival player in the country I want to see him win that ring toss game once. All I saw him do was throw up a bunch of bricks. What does that say when you are filming a documentary on how great this guy is at carnival games and he still can’t win the ring toss. I don’t care how much geometry you use I don’t think that game is winnable. The ring flat doesn’t fit on the jug. So spare me his whole hardo I don’t want to say it’s all because of me, but it’s all because of me speech. Beat the ring toss game once and then I’ll be impressed. Until then get out of my face with this shit.
PS – How much would Jerry Sandusky have paid to have this guy working for the 2nd Mile Charity? Unlimited molestation swag.