Techeblog – No, this isn’t just a giant egg with lips attached, but rather the Kissenger. Simply put, it’s “basically an egg-like orb outfitted with two soft plastic lips packed with sensors and actuators. When a human on one end of the kiss transaction plants a kiss on the robot lips, the sensors record the shape changes the kisser creates on the lips and translates those pressure patterns into a mirror image that can be beamed over the Web to another Kissenger.” Continue reading for a video and more information.
I tried to concentrate during this entire video but it got pretty damn confusing. So I guess I have 1 question and 1 statement.
Question #1 – If a chick puts her lips on the egg and emails her kiss to me and I put my dick on the egg does that feel like a blowjob? And if does can I shoot my load back into the egg and have it deposited via the internet into the kisser’s mouth? If so I’m sold.
Statement – Asians are so tapped in the head with their wacky invasions I love it.
PS – I spent 30 minutes trying to remember what song that music was from. Turns out it was Kiss Me. Figure that one out.