Do You Think The Poodle Knows He Looks Like A Jackass?
So just like the rest of the world I was glued to the Westminster dog show last night. That was until the Min Pin got royally screwed and then I had to shut it off. Anyway before that though The First Lady and I had a heated debate about the Poodle. Do you think the poodle knows he looks like a jackass? Like what is up with that haircut? It’s HORRIBLE. First Lady says the dog absolutely loves it. Can’t get enough of it. That he wants his hat to be higher. Thinks it’s stylish. Thinks all the other dogs look ridiculous. That he wouldn’t trade the pom poms on his shoes for anything. I don’t know. I think he has to know it’s a horrid look. He has to. Dogs aren’t that stupid. He looks around the room. He sees what’s happening. He knows he’s the only one that looks like this. It’s fucking embarrassing. It has to be right? Like come on bro. Give me a fucking normal haircut here. Give me a chance. You can’t send me into a hatchet fight without a hatchet.
Vote 1 for the Poodle loves it. Drips swag. And vote 10 for he knows the score. Would kill just for a normal haircut.
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WOW, bad day for the dogs
In Honduras this is considered lunch, haircut or not.
that answers the questions we all had about Renee’s bush…
At least it’s not an annoying Jew
I can’t wait until we get the repeated The Scripps National Spelling Bee blogs…..
that dog looks like lady gaga
Pres, your balls probably look like that. Clearly only reason why first lady loves them though.
I want to punch this thing in the face so bad
I’m feeling a little Mike Vick-ish looking at this picture.
Thats what the hardcore lifers would see if Feits ever went to jail
stop calling things like this and your min pin “dogs” please. signed, people who own actual real canines.
if the poodle was a human family, they’d be the kardashians
I love animals but I would kick this fucking thing to Mars.
Dog knows he is a pimp, like an albino black dude, fro’s everywhere.
Vote 5 if you think Min Pins are closer to the rodent family than the dog family. I vote 5
jackass? more like blue fkn steel
if anyone ever shits on you pres and threatens to quit the stool because of tmz like shit, this is the blog that you can use as exhibit a to bring them back. had me at the title