Does This Look Like the Face of a 74 Year Old Gay Prostitute?
MyrtleBeachonline – Myrtle Beach police charged a 74-year-old Longs man with prostitution after officers reported he stopped them and offered to perform sexual acts, according to an arrest report. Thomas R. Mills, 74, of Longs was charged with first-offense prostitution about 2:15 p.m. Sunday in the 400 block of 15th Avenue South, police said. Officers reported that Mills flashed his lights at the officers, who were working undercover, to get their attention, the report showed. Once the officers stopped, Mills asked them about the size of their genitals, asked to see them and offered to perform sexual acts.
I got to be honest. Even though I’m not gay I think I’d let this guy suck my dick if he asked. I mean this is a solid looking old man right? What’s he doing working street corners? Just seems way too regal to be doing this. Guys like this don’t beg for blowjobs. He should be living in West Palm married to some 30 year old playbody. Just a total silver fox. I’d let him throw it in me.

good God El Pres, really trying to bait the commenters here.
Fucking Davey Pageviews, no limit to his desperation.
What The Fuck Pres
F blog. Hate when you write the gay shit. homo.
Myrtle Beach eh? Probably working clowns over and taking their money by day and blowing dudes later in the evening. 100% hustle from this old fag.
I get the satire here, but this is an all time low. F-. Even if joking, you should never EVER make statements like that. Horrible
Davey Pageviews = shameless asshole.
This guy should be ”living in West Palm”…..or playing for the Tripod Squad @ Northstar.
smh pres.. smgdh
fuck u pres
Straight GFILF– Grand Father I’d like to fuck.
You know how I know your gay, because you said you would let a dude throw it in you.
Lt. Frank Drebin
And another ‘new low here at BSS
Holybro, wut the fuck does smgdh even mean? You gotta be like 12 eh?
Yikes – bet first lady’s self esteem is through the roof right now. I didn’t know it could get this bad.
Smgdh means shaking my god damn head…also the guy who called pres a shameless asshole could literally be describing Pres’ love interests anus
I heard Joe Biden was seen campaigning in Florida, but I had no idea that campaign fundraising had gotten this out of hand.
Sanduskys hurting for employment these days huh
Good look JackO, im not hip on all these abbreviations. Pres, ur a trip bro.
Weird
Shirley you cant can be serious?
Goddy if you spend any time on twitter you learn these dumb things…every black athlete uses some version of smh in every fucking tweet
“I get the satire here, but this is an all time low. F-. Even if joking, you should never EVER make statements like that. Horrible”
You have a real problem bro if just joking around about being a homosexual bothers you that much…
I love that someone else was reminded of Sandusky and I wasn’t the only one. Brings a whole new meaning to Jerry’s Kids…
sinker…still, saying you’d let a 74 year old queen “throw it in you” is a bridge too far…even if joking just creating that mental picture is fucked up
Sinker, i agree. I mean Pres spends his weekends kickin it with drunken college sluts, everybody knows he is at least Bisexual. And JackO, can i like make up my own abbreviations or is there some kinda process one needs to go thru to make an abbreviation official? SATB.
I think once 10 people start using it it becomes official…but I’m not positive MYMN
jacko – I am just not homophobic so it doesn’t bother me. You clearly are when a joke can go “too far”….
Yest it does, and don’t call me Shirley
Sinker…what joke? Pres was 100% serious
Pretty sure it’s just Frank Drebin on one of his undercover assignments. This is just a big misunderstanding.
Just a quick heads up: if you have trouble laughing at a gay joke, you’re gay.
i really wish this guy looked a lot less like my dad.
@johnnybegood, spot on.
This type of shit is what pushes me further and further away from this site. I can’t imagine that one reader laughed at this fucking bullshit. I have been a stoolie since the early days and when you write horseshit articles like this it makes me more and more nostalgic for the days when you actually blogged about sports and funny videos. For some reason now you think you are a celebrity? Bro, your a fucking ugly pigeon toed jew who knows how to run a website. No matter how hard you try you will never be a celebrity. Get a grip dude, the most publicity you’ve ever had was in the Herald because some feminist group thinks you promote rape. You need to come back to reality
^ someones wife isnt putting out, huh, pj?
and dave, great blog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EitEUqdEbQ8&feature=player_embedded#!
Black Jesus, I killed my wife
I hope White Jesus isnt a barstool reader
jonny: I have trouble laughing at jokes that aren’t funny. What does that make me?
Lord knows obama will suck dick in swing states to get re-elected but I didn’t think crazy Joe Biden had it in him. Color me disturbed.
wheres the sense of humor on these clowns, huh pageviews?