WEST HARTFORD— A Glastonbury man was held on $150,000 bail over the weekend after brawling with West Hartford police officers who tried to take him into custody. Jonathan C. Brink, 27, of Fairview Terrace in South Glastonbury, was a guest at a home at 65 Arnold Way Friday night when he went to a neighboring home, pounded on the door and announced he wanted to have sex with that homeowner’s wife, police said. Police said Brink did not know the people in that home. When officers tried to talk to Brink, they found him highly intoxicated, Lt. Jeff Rose said. Brink fought the officers, spit at them, tried to bit them, was violent and obnoxious.

Say whatever you want about this bro but is there a bigger power move in the game than knocking on a neighbor’s door and announcing that you want to have sex with the homeowner’s wife?  Like even if the wife is disgusted by this guy I bet she was sneaky kind of leaking all over the place. After all it’s a known fact chicks love confident, arrogant and cocky guys.  That’s why they always fall for the bad boy.    The only thing he could have done better would have been if he stuck a flag in the front yard and started screaming “I DECLARE PRIMA NOCTIS!”