DM – A Romanian taxi driver claims a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike passenger stabbed him after he refused to satisfy her for a third time. Nicolae Stan told police stunning Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced him at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex.  ’She asked me to help with her bag but when we were upstairs she got me in to her kitchen and told me she had to have sex with me,’ claimed the married dad-of-three. ‘I think she wasn’t used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined. She took out a knife and forced me to undress and have sex with her. ‘But she wasn’t satisfied and wanted sex again.  ’When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have oral sex with her but she still stabbed me,’ he added.Mr Stan says he only escaped when he managed to barricade himself into a bedroom and dial 999 on his mobile phone. Police say he was taken to hospital with more than half a dozen stab wounds.

First of all everybody needs to calm down saying this chick is an Angelina Jolie lookalike.   Yeah if Angelina Jolie was half man maybe.    But that’s neither here nor there.   It literally couldn’t be more obvious what happened here.   This sex was as consensual as it gets.  Just some kinky ass knife play.  It’s all fun and games till you have to go home to the wife though.   Then it’s kind of hard to explain the gashes all over your body.   So the only move at that point is to say you got raped at knife point by an ugly Angelina Jolie lookalike.  It’s either that or come clean and get stabbed to death for real.

PS – How cocky is it for Romania to have 911 be 999?   Hey Romania you ain’t that good.