NASHUA — A 25-year-old woman has been arrested for allegedly threatening her boyfriend with a box cutter and assaulting him during an intimate moment in a parked vehicle this past weekend. Jennifer Joseph and her boyfriend, Dayne Titus, 21, were parked near the railroad tracks at the end of Lock Street early Sunday morning when their romantic moment turned violent. Titus told police that he accidentally pinched Joseph’s hand between his hip and the car seat and she became enraged, according to a police affidavit filed in 9th Circuit Court, Nashua District Division. “The defendant began yelling at him and removed a box cutter from the glove box of the vehicle. (Joseph) held the box cutter to him and said, ‘I could slit your throat at any time,’” court records indicated.After a brief argument, Joseph allegedly grabbed Titus’ neck with both hands before he was able to escape the vehicle, according to the affidavit, and she then followed him down Lock Street with the box cutter. Joseph told a different version of the events to authorities, claiming the couple began to “play-wrestle” inside the car, which may have caused Titus’ neck injury. She claims an argument ensued when the two began disputing whether to have an exclusive relationship.

Ah a classic he said she said tale for the ages. The gentleman says he accidentally pinched his girlfriends hand between his hip and the car seat and she attacked him with a boxcutter. The lady says they were simply play wrestling. Who to believe? Who to believe? I’ve tried to replay how this incident went down a thousand times in my mind. What is the more realistic explanation? After agonizing over this for hours and going back and forth I think I have to side with Mr. Titus here. I just feel like if you get your hand caught inbetween a car seat in the throngs of passion and your lover doesn’t realize it that could make anybody snap. “Like you’re hurting me. You’re hurting me! Oops now I’m gonna have to cut you with my boxcutter.” I guess that’s the shit that happens though when you hook up by the railroad tracks.