TSG – A couple who decided to have sex atop an outdoor table at a Florida restaurant–in full view of families dining nearby–avoided criminal charges because witnesses declined Monday night to provide statements to police. The manager of Paddy Murphy’s, an Orlando eatery, summoned cops after he “was notified by several patrons that a couple was having sex on a table in view of minor children,” according to an Orlando Police Department report. Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, “She can’t get up at this time.” Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to “Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.” Calo, however, signed his check “NO” and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying.

I don’t care what you say this is a power move. Just sitting outside in a crowded restaurant like Stephanies on Newbury, throwing your bitch on the table and fucking her right in the middle of everybody’s dinner. Little kids looking…Old people looking. Shooting your load into somebody’s mashed potatoes. This guy don’t give a fuck. Balls deep and loving life. The restaurant tells him to pay his bill and leave and he just writes NO probably in cum on the bill. No charges filed because everybody is too busy whacking off to talk. Then the coup de gras is the guy just gives a giant wink/smirk/black eye in his booking photo. “Like that’s right I fucked that bitch good”..Hey haters gonna hate, Jereme Calo just going to fuck bitches on top of the picnic tables at Paddy Murphys.