Does This Look Like the Face of A Guy Who Got Pulled Over For A DUI?
TSG - Meet Christopher Gerhart. The 21-year-old Ohioan was partying early Sunday morning when he passed out, allowing his friends to write on him with markers. As seen in the adjacent mug shot, this doodling was later memorialized when Gerhart was arrested for drunkenly causing an accident involving three other vehicles. A Breathalyzer test recorded Gerhart’s blood alcohol content at .189, more than twice the .08 legal limit.
Do you think this bro tried to argue?
Officer: How many drinks have you tonight?
Guy With the Magic Marker Mustache: None sir. Why do you ask?
and this right here is the definition of a HARDO, fuck a DUI it’s not going to ruin this bros life, everything is still lined up just like he had planned
And ate out a smurf?????
Are you sure that isn’t just a retarded tattoo?
Side note; you said today’s smokeshow “grew on you?” she’s fucking terrific from jump street you homo. Yesterday’s was pretty rough though.
Looks like the officer is drunk as well by the looks of his sentence structure
revnathanhortonheat got it right. you’re a faggot if that chick had to grow on you
Britney’s obviously a smoke for sure, my question is do you think she likes pictures taken of her right side with her hand on her hip? C’mon honey your left side can’t be that ugly, Christ.
Britney’s tits in that first pic are mesmerizing.
Smokeshows are too blahhhhhh, add a little twist. Have them send in pics, hanging naked, upside down, with as many bananas stuffed in their mouths as possible. I see fully dressed smokeshows all day long. SPICE IT UP
Something on me grew with every picture of today’s smoke. And that’s a wonder woman costume not superwoman ya dumb jew.
These iPhone ads are annoying as shit
How sharp is that beak on britney? Christ almighty
I like beer as well
Elder stoolie here with a warning guys (shit you prob already know, but whatever)… arrests in your late teens and early 20′s will happen… we all fuck up. Problem is and it’s shitty, is that you have to explain it even ten years later when youre 30 and looking at new jobs. I got pinched for fighting after a sox game when 20 and to this day it comes up after a business runs a CORI. So next time you get fucked up, dont drive…. and when that dickhead keeps egging you on, be smart enough not to swing first or kick him when he falls down. (ABDW-shod foot is a motherfucker).
Two choices here:
1: Whats the problem?
2: In the words of El Pres “you wanna get nuts, lets get nuts”
I imagine the dude woke up, saw that he’d been markered, got completely ripshit and left when he shouldn’t have been driving. I imagine a couple of the guys who wrote on him will be getting Sharpies stabbed through their faces in the coming weeks/months.