TSG - Meet Christopher Gerhart. The 21-year-old Ohioan was partying early Sunday morning when he passed out, allowing his friends to write on him with markers. As seen in the adjacent mug shot, this doodling was later memorialized when Gerhart was arrested for drunkenly causing an accident involving three other vehicles. A Breathalyzer test recorded Gerhart’s blood alcohol content at .189, more than twice the .08 legal limit.
Do you think this bro tried to argue?
Officer: How many drinks have you tonight?
Guy With the Magic Marker Mustache: None sir. Why do you ask?