NYPOST – A video-game addict forced a fellow geek to fork over 4.7 billion “magic” coins by pulling a realistic-looking gun during a robbery in a Fordham University classroom, The Post has learned. The coins, used to buy items in the swords-and-sorcery video game “RuneScape,” are so treasured by players that they are regularly swapped online for real cash. Suspect Humza Bajwa, 19, of Massachusetts, pretended he was seeking to buy game currency and arranged a deal with fellow player Jonathan Dokler to purchase the nearly 5 billion coins for $3,300 in real money, according to a criminal complaint. Instead of transferring the money online, Bajwa allegedly wanted a face-to-face meeting — and Dokler sent his Fordham pal David Emani to collect the cash. Emani told The Post that he met Bajwa in the school library on July 11 — and had a feeling something was wrong. “He was transferring money from one envelope to another envelope, and I got a glimpse of it and it looked fake,” Emani said. “I was on the phone with John, and I said, ‘Don’t do it. It looks fake.’ ” But Dokler wanted to continue with the transaction, even after Bajwa suddenly said he had to leave and asked to meet again the next night. Emani said he came prepared for the second meeting, in a classroom, with a real $100 bill to compare with Bajwa’s money. “I took it out and said, ‘The money you have is fake,’ ” said Emani. That’s when Bajwa pointed a realistic-looking BB gun at Emani, the complaint says.

Let’s forget about how the fact that we’re dealing with a kid getting robbed for “magic coins” for a minute. Instead I’m interested in this David Emani kid. The one who got sent by his buddy to broker the deal. The one who thought there was something strange at the first face to face meeting and then went back the 2nd night to do it again. What’s he getting out of this? Like no offense kid, but you deserve to be held hostage at that point. Have a spine one time. Tell you’re fucking buddy that if he wants to sell his fake online money than he needs to meet Redfoot himself. It’s bad enough to be a dork, but to be a another dork’s bitch? It can’t get any lower than that.

PS – This is 100% how Schilling should have funded his video game company.  No need for loans from RI and shit.  Just hold up dorks and pay your employees salaries in dork money.  I bet that would have worked.