Does This Look Like the Face of A Lady Accused Of Raping A Bro With An Unwanted Blowjob?
Adelaide – A WOMAN has been ordered to stand trial accused of breaking into a man’s home and raping him. Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, of Parkside, appeared in the District Court this morning.At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder broke into a house while its male occupant – who cannot be named – was lawfully on the premises. They will further allege she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape. Finally, prosecutors will allege Elder raped the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.
What is this Disclosure? I mean how do you rape a dude by giving him an unwanted blowjob? That’s fucking impossible right? Like if you’re hard you want it. If you’re limp dicked you don’t. Seems pretty straight forward if you ask me. Now I know what you’re thinking. Hey Pres I’ve been hard plenty of times without even knowing what I was hard about. Okay that’s true but the point remains if you don’t want a chick blowing you than you can just push her away. Nobody has your dick glued to her lips. If you keep your cock in chick’s mouth that means you want her to suck it 100 out of 100 times. So unless this guy was drugged with Viagra and tied up there is no way he got orally raped. No such thing. That’s right KO Barstool. I said it. Any dude who says they were orally raped is crying wolf. Come and get me.
top story easily should be gronk boning a 17 y/o in the virgin islands #fact
Deadspin is trying to say Gronk hooked up with a 16 year old. Take care of this please.
If we’re supposed to believe there are chicks out there who “sleepwalk” and suck and fuck all over the place w/o being aware of it, then I guess I can believe a dude can get his dick sucked while passed out too and wake up in the middle of it…in fact a dude at my college was kicked out after another guy accused him of “rape” for the exact same thing, of course I just thought the guy got caught and didn’t want anyone to know he was a homo
I woke up once at college and a girl was riding my dick. Didn’t know if I came out of a black out and or I was sleeping. Either or she was attractive enough not to stop. If that’s considered rape, I want to be raped more often.
FYI – If you don’t think I had that Gronk story last week and chose to ignore it because I’ not an asshole than your stupid.
Yeah let’s trust a 16 year old girl that’s fucking smart… but you just know gronk absolutely stuffed that bordeline-illegal turdcutter. I ain’t mad.
I once passed out in bed only to come-to a while later as a girl was fondling my junk. Needless to say, I quickly became aroused. She sucked my dick for a while and then jumped on and started riding, so I fucked her silly.
Was I violated?
Im of the school of thought that if her tits are a certain size, she is legal…like the height limit on amusement park rides
@elpresidente — BULLSHIT. you had no idea of the Gronk story. Stop acting high and mighty.
STFU about Gronk. Let’s keep this on topic, mm’kay?
Unwanted blowjob is more of an oxymoron than handsome blogger or female comedian.
@tornopen, yup.
@elpresidente, get that massive honker out of the sand you god damn ostrich. You ride his dick over everything else. Hop back on it and report on it.
A forceable blow job. Now I’ve heard of everything.
“get that massive honker out of the sand you god damn ostrich”?
Is that your A-game?
This dude should have his man card revoked
Age of consent in Aruba is 16, so story is pretty much irrelevant
Pres don’t sell yourself short – You’re a tremendous asshole.
Anybody seen the way these 17yr olds look these days? 17 is the new 25. From a Steeler Fan that still hasto endure the big ben shit, nice play Pres. My only question is this, tornopen and botoxedballs, are ya’ll Patriots fans? And if so then why would u want this talked about?
Kmarko’s comments on this story on BarstoolU are awesome.
tornopen and botoxedballs are both members of the other NFL - the No Fun League. They should fuck off and die in their mother’s basements,
Everyone knows your brain stops functioning during sex/a blowjob. Unless she’s hideous, there’s no way you’re stopping. Then the instant after, when you’re brain starts working again, you can have a much different opinion of the matter. Ths chick doesn’t look terrible, take your BJ like a man and move on.
Waiting for Dro Man fable.
Apparently nobody actually reads Barstool U. The number of comments for the last 8 stories is 0, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3, and 0. While the number of comments for the last 8 Boston stories is 14, 22, 7, 33, 0, 38, 7, and 15.
WELL DID HE COME!?
This story promotes rape culture and I like it. Does the fact I would like to be raped by a female make me sick? I ain’t mad.
What the fuck is an unwanted blowjob?
There’s still a Barstool U?
Renee looks different in this picture
Im starting a male version of KO Barstool. Who’s with me?
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I would let that bitch rape me. Hey it’s a blowjob who cares. And we all know gronk didn’t bang that girl just like he didn’t bang bibi jones…..
Morning wood. Nuff said.
The only unwanted blow job is when you get caught with your pants around your ankles by your wife. That is when you cry rape. Otherwise there is no such thing and this should be thrown of court.
@goddy77 — being a Patriots fan doesn’t mean I have ignorant blind loyalty. I don’t give a fuck if barstool reports or not, just calling out El Pres on his bullshit statement that he knew about it and didn’t report it. El Pres didn’t know shit.
@bpstonworm – you go to Fairfield U?
@bostonworm – you go to Fairfield U?
@tornopen, let espn cover that shit. The last thing you want is a scandal like that coming to fruitition, especially when nobody knows the facts. Obviously if there was something to talk about it would be all over the place already. This is he first ive even heard of it. Not busting ur nuts bro just sayin, let espn(the sports worlds tmz) take care of destroying someones character before any facts come out. Gronk isnt as dumb as big ben, there is no way he knowingly banged out a 17 yr old. Right?
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege; Gronk is for sure at least as dumb as bigben, never sell short on stupid; i.e., “Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
She will get off on a technicality…not even the best lawyer in the world can make the argument that there is such a thing as an “unwanted blow job”