Adelaide – A WOMAN has been ordered to stand trial accused of breaking into a man’s home and raping him. Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, of Parkside, appeared in the District Court this morning.At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder broke into a house while its male occupant – who cannot be named – was lawfully on the premises. They will further allege she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape. Finally, prosecutors will allege Elder raped the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.

What is this Disclosure? I mean how do you rape a dude by giving him an unwanted blowjob? That’s fucking impossible right? Like if you’re hard you want it. If you’re limp dicked you don’t. Seems pretty straight forward if you ask me. Now I know what you’re thinking. Hey Pres I’ve been hard plenty of times without even knowing what I was hard about. Okay that’s true but the point remains if you don’t want a chick blowing you than you can just push her away. Nobody has your dick glued to her lips. If you keep your cock in chick’s mouth that means you want her to suck it 100 out of 100 times. So unless this guy was drugged with Viagra and tied up there is no way he got orally raped. No such thing. That’s right KO Barstool. I said it. Any dude who says they were orally raped is crying wolf. Come and get me.