Sun – Sentinal - It may have been the worst first date ever. Following an argument about whether or not she could call herself the victim’s girlfriend, Jillian Martone, 35, threatened her date’s life with a kitchen knife and smashed his apartment window with a rock, according to Boca Raton police Efren Molina told police he met Martone for the first time earlier in the week. They soon arranged a first date, and Molina picked her up Tuesday. They went out for food and drinks, the report states. “Afterward,” according to the report, “Molina brought Martone back to this apartment where they stayed for several hours.” At some point in the night, Martone allegedly made a comment about being Molina’s girlfriend. But Molina evidently disagreed, according to the report. He told Martone they were not dating.”Martone became enraged,” police said. Molina told Martone to get out of his apartment. But Martone wouldn’t leave, reportedly punched Molina, instead.After Molina again told Martone to leave, She ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife, according to the report. That’s when Molina called for his roommate, who rushed into the living room to see what all the commotion was about. The roommate stood there and watched Molina wrestle the knife out of Martone’s hand. Molina then dragged Martone down the stairs and threw her out. Outside, she smashed Molina’s window with two large rocks.

Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times.  All bitches be crazy.  But especially single ones over the age of 35.  Those are the craziest of the crazy.  Like this lunatic goes out on one date and she’s already picturing having kids with this guy. Chill out. Just because somebody doesn’t marry you after the first date doesn’t mean you can pull a knife on them. Whatever happened to playing it cool? Because newsflash this is precisely why you are going to die single, old and alone. Bonkers city.