JUNEAU Black bears in residential neighborhoods aren’t exactly unheard of in Juneau. While many people stay inside when bears are about, one local woman says she had a different instinct when she saw her dog was in trouble. It started out as a typical evening for 22-year-old Brooke Collins. She let her dogs out as usual but this time, she said there was a black bear outside who took hold of her dachshund Fudge. She said she feared for her pet’s life and, in an instant, ran over and punched the bear right in the face to make it let go. “It was all so fast. All I could think about was my dog was going to die,” said Collins. “It was a stupid thing but I couldn’t help it,” she said. “I know you’re not supposed to do that but I didn’t want my dog to be killed.” Collins said she didn’t see the bear outside when she let the dogs out around 7:30 p.m. Sunday. She said Fudge just darted out and the barking could be heard almost instantly. She said that barking was “the most horrible sound in the world.” Collins said when she looked outside she saw a bear was crouching down with Fudge in its paws and was biting the back of the dog’s neck. “That bear was carrying her like a salmon,” she said. Her dog suffered some claw and bite marks but they weren’t deep so she said she decided not to take Fudge to the vet. She said the dog appeared to be more shocked than injured. She said she will get Fudge checked out if they appear infected.

First of all I don’t believe this story at all, but I’m just going to pretend I do and say that I love this chick. Because this is exactly what I’d do to a black bear  if he tried to eat my dog. I’d fucking run up that bitch and fucking hammer it right in the fucking nose and then gouge it’s eyes. After all everybody knows the eyes are the groin of the head. Like I don’t care who you fucking think you are bear. You mess with my dog and I’ll fucking whoop up on you so fast it would make your head spin. Just pummel your shit. And before everybody starts making fun of my dog let me just remind you of something. Min Pins are the King of the Toys. They run shit. Like Stella would be so insulted right now if she knew I was saying she’d need help in a fight vs. a Black Bear. Probably thinks she’d fucking knock that bro out in the first round.   So take all your pussy dog comments and stuff them up your ass.  KING OF THE TOYS 4 LIFE!