– Around 2:20 a.m. Sunday, an Oxford Police officer observed a male subject urinating in an alleyway near Poplar and High Street. The officer got out of the cruiser and told the subject, later identified as sophomore Craig McIntire, to stop and zip his pants up. McIntire ignored the officer and continued to urinate. The officer said he was swaying back and forth while urinating. Once he finished he immediately took off running until falling face first in front of StadiUm Sports Bar & Grille, scraping his forearms. McIntire struggled with the officer before being handcuffed and taken to OPD. During the ride there he told the officer to pull over so he could slap him across the face with his penis.

And this is why Miami of Ohio is the #2 Blackout Party location in the country. Because of bros like Craig McIntire. They take their partying serious. They take their blacking out serious. Like say whatever you want about this dude but telling a cop you want to slap him across the face with your penis after getting busted for public urination is liquid gold.