Does This Look Like the Face of A Miami of Ohio Bro Who Was Arrested For Public Urination And Then Told the Cop He Wanted To “Slap Him Across His Face With His Penis?”
Miamistudent.net – Around 2:20 a.m. Sunday, an Oxford Police officer observed a male subject urinating in an alleyway near Poplar and High Street. The officer got out of the cruiser and told the subject, later identified as sophomore Craig McIntire, to stop and zip his pants up. McIntire ignored the officer and continued to urinate. The officer said he was swaying back and forth while urinating. Once he finished he immediately took off running until falling face first in front of StadiUm Sports Bar & Grille, scraping his forearms. McIntire struggled with the officer before being handcuffed and taken to OPD. During the ride there he told the officer to pull over so he could slap him across the face with his penis.
And this is why Miami of Ohio is the #2 Blackout Party location in the country. Because of bros like Craig McIntire. They take their partying serious. They take their blacking out serious. Like say whatever you want about this dude but telling a cop you want to slap him across the face with your penis after getting busted for public urination is liquid gold.
Last sentence was actually pretty funny
THANK GOD DEVLIN THE INTERN FEITS AIN’T RUNNING THE SHOW ANYMORE!!!
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Like Fuckin-A brahh
Can’t find anyone to play swords with? Gotta take an alley piss solo? Loser. Worse then golfing alone. Well, maybe not.
Overprivileged and not very smart. Miami of Ohio is the rich kid equivalent of going to state school.
@heisthejuan Miami is a state school.
Serious L Y! It’s an adverb you fucking retard.
The best part is the fact that he told the cop to pull over so he could dick slap him in the face. Power move of all time. This definitely, without question, gets this kid laid. Do you Miami of Ohio…do you.
Same thing happen to me on Mission Hill. But instead of running, I just answered the cops questions. when he asked me if I would be upset if he pissed on my house I told him to go do it cause it doesnt bother me. And then I got locked up. Deciding factor is that I might have accidentally pissed on his boots….Cant remember though.