Does This Look Like The Face of A Mother Who Got High And Drove With Her Baby On the Roof Of Her Car?
ABC – A Phoenix, Ariz., woman put her 5-week-old baby on top of her car in his car seat and drove away, apparently forgetting he was there, not even noticing when the seat fell off the car and landed in an intersection, police said. Neighbors discovered the baby on the roadway, still strapped to his safety seat, which was lying on its side. Luckily, the baby was unhurt.The baby’s mother, 19-year-old Catalina Clouser, who allegedly had been smoking marijuana, was arrested and charged with aggravated driving under the influence and child abuse, police said. Clouser, her boyfriend and their friends had been smoking marijuana earlier in the evening at a nearby park, but the boyfriend was arrested on suspicion of aggravated DUI when they went to a store — with the baby in the car — to get beer, according to police.Upset that her boyfriend was arrested, police said, Clouser went to a friend’s home and smoked more marijuana. Clouser left around midnight and apparently put the sleeping baby on the roof of the car and drove off, forgetting he was there, and continued driving after the baby fell off the car, Holmes said. “There was damage to the car seat, it was scraped but there was no damage to the child,” Holmes said.
Well the manufacturer of these baby seats just hit the motherfucking jackpot huh? Like this has to be the best marketing campaign of all time. “Our baby seats are so strong that even pink haired punk mothers can get high and drive with their 5 week old on the roof of their car and the kid will still be safe and sound when he hits the ground.” You can’t pay for that type of advertising. Seriously somebody find me the name of the babyseat this kid was in. I want to invest ASAP.
PS – The only group of people who could benefit more from this incident than the baby chair people are the pro abortion camp people. Pink haired 19 year olds who love smoking dope should equal automatic abortions. Automatic.
Sometimes when you are high you just don’t want to hear a baby crying
Bitch is def on pills er H er something. Take it easy there, Reefer Madness. Despit popular belief, a little herb wont make you trip out and put ur baby in the oven. Those arent pothead eyes on that broad, those are the eyes of a broad on some other shit.
This sounds like a story from one of those rediculous anti-pot smoking commercials.
Amanda Bynes just doin the damn thing
What a classic High manuever, forgot to close the sunroof, left the lights on and killed the battery, drove away with the baby on top of car CLASSIC. Definitly put the baby up there so the baby was not apart of the box, good parenting, then burned and left it up there. Can we just start arresting people with pink hair?
Can’t be more spot on with auto abortion… Think of the world without these filthy 18 year old moms and their gross sticky kids. Ah a world without welfare
My cousin works at that jail & she said this chick is a freak. They were shocked when they stripped searched her, the carpet matched the drapes.
If you take the kid out of the seat there’s usually room in the trunk beside the sub
First thing i thought of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12JUM_5Ayu8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
No way in hell anyone could look like this chick and not be guilty of something.
Worst decisions this girl’s made in the last 10 months:
1.) “No condom? Fuck it, YOLO.”
2.) “Give me the Nicki Minaj look.”
3.) “God this kid won’t shut up, I need to hotbox this car.”
4.) “Don’t want to get the kid high, I’ll throw it on the roof like a Dunkin Donut’s iced latte.”
Good decision:
1.) “Better buckle this brat up in case of an accident.”
Pink-hair chicks: giving weed smokers a bad name since 2012.
Forced sterilization.
Who hasn’t done that? Hell, half the time I leave them up there to do it.
yes it does.