ABC – A Phoenix, Ariz., woman put her 5-week-old baby on top of her car in his car seat and drove away, apparently forgetting he was there, not even noticing when the seat fell off the car and landed in an intersection, police said. Neighbors discovered the baby on the roadway, still strapped to his safety seat, which was lying on its side. Luckily, the baby was unhurt.The baby’s mother, 19-year-old Catalina Clouser, who allegedly had been smoking marijuana, was arrested and charged with aggravated driving under the influence and child abuse, police said. Clouser, her boyfriend and their friends had been smoking marijuana earlier in the evening at a nearby park, but the boyfriend was arrested on suspicion of aggravated DUI when they went to a store — with the baby in the car — to get beer, according to police.Upset that her boyfriend was arrested, police said, Clouser went to a friend’s home and smoked more marijuana. Clouser left around midnight and apparently put the sleeping baby on the roof of the car and drove off, forgetting he was there, and continued driving after the baby fell off the car, Holmes said. “There was damage to the car seat, it was scraped but there was no damage to the child,” Holmes said.

Well the manufacturer of these baby seats just hit the motherfucking jackpot huh? Like this has to be the best marketing campaign of all time. “Our baby seats are so strong that even pink haired punk mothers can get high and drive with their 5 week old on the roof of their car and the kid will still be safe and sound when he hits the ground.” You can’t pay for that type of advertising. Seriously somebody find me the name of the babyseat this kid was in. I want to invest ASAP.

PS – The only group of people who could benefit more from this incident than the baby chair people are the pro abortion camp people. Pink haired 19 year olds who love smoking dope should equal automatic abortions. Automatic.