Does This Look Like the Face Of A Mother Who Got In A Car Accident With Her 3 Kids In the Back Seat And then Promptly Went To CVS Stripped Naked And Ate An Ice Cream?
DM - A mother of three was found naked and eating ice cream inside a Houston pharmacy after leaving her children unattended in a car following an accident.According to police, Stephanie Dillard, aged 34, had her three kids ages five, 12 and 16 in the car when she collided with a city bus near South Post Oak Road and Orem Drive last Friday. In a bizarre twist, the 34-year-old then went to a nearby CVS store and began stripping off her clothes as she snacked on a cold treat, according to investigators.
Honestly I feel this bitch. I really do. Sometimes life just beats you. That’s how I feel right now. I just poured half a cup of water on my computer. Not even that much. Well the shit short circuited my laptop. Now there is no sound. Everything else works but a mogul without sound is no mogul at all. I was supposed to golf at 4:30 today. Now I can’t. I should go to Best Buy and buy a new computer ASAP. That’s the right thing to do. But I’ll be damned if I just don’t want to go to Ice Creamsmith, get a chocolate chip ice cream cone and eat it stark naked in the middle of Lower Mills. That’s what I honestly want to do right now. Sometimes a motherfucker just needs to have a nervous breakdown. I get it.
PS – I’m going to fire whoever left all those cups all over my desk like I’m in god damn Signs or something.
just crushing that bread there prez
Honestly can’t tell what’s bigger – that hoagie or your nose. Talk about a photo finish.
Who the fuck eats an entire French baguette? A fucking boss that’s who.
I can’t believe you bought one of those Dyson fans. What a sucker.
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Is that a jewish Qtip to your right ?
Ever heard of a fucking trash can Portnose?
Is that the next design for another terrible Tank Top you going to push on us in a bit?
I can understand your landlord not letting you throw a copier or even mirrors in the dumpster, but you need to put your foot down ASAP. No fucking good reason that you should have to have your interns go to Randolph to get the truck to get rid of iced coffee cups. Ridiculous.
The only possible reason to have a bunch of empty iced coffee cups lying around is to always have an available spitter. And solid “Signs” reference.
How you get anything done in that shithole is nothing short of amazing.
you only need one coffee cup to spit in, or a garbage can. the latter clearly does not exist in the realm of elpres. should have used that baguette to soak up some of the water you putz
pres whats up with your driver bro.. is that your dad’s from 1982.. oh wait i forgot thats possibly yours.. forgot how old and jewish you are…
filthy jiggaboo
Fuck u Jew fuck Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew keep waiting for someone to show up and put a bullet in ur Jew head so KFC can write the best blog ever
You’re such a filthy scumbag bro. That’s embarrassing.
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Sweet loaf
Try finishing a drink once in a while sign of weakness not drinkin drinks