Does This Look Like the Face Of A Mother Who Got In A Car Accident With Her 3 Kids In the Back Seat And then Promptly Went To CVS Stripped Naked And Ate An Ice Cream?
DM - A mother of three was found naked and eating ice cream inside a Houston pharmacy after leaving her children unattended in a car following an accident.According to police, Stephanie Dillard, aged 34, had her three kids ages five, 12 and 16 in the car when she collided with a city bus near South Post Oak Road and Orem Drive last Friday. In a bizarre twist, the 34-year-old then went to a nearby CVS store and began stripping off her clothes as she snacked on a cold treat, according to investigators.
Honestly I feel this bitch. I really do. Sometimes life just beats you. That’s how I feel right now. I just poured half a cup of water on my computer. Not even that much. Well the shit short circuited my laptop. Now there is no sound. Everything else works but a mogul without sound is no mogul at all. I was supposed to golf at 4:30 today. Now I can’t. I should go to Best Buy and buy a new computer ASAP. That’s the right thing to do. But I’ll be damned if I just don’t want to go to Ice Creamsmith, get a chocolate chip ice cream cone and eat it stark naked in the middle of Lower Mills. That’s what I honestly want to do right now. Sometimes a motherfucker just needs to have a nervous breakdown. I get it.
PS – I’m going to fire whoever left all those cups all over my desk like I’m in god damn Signs or something.