Does This Look Like The Face of A Sex Coach Who Gets Paid $240 Bucks To Watch People Fuck And Criticize Their Technique?
Gothamist – When a publicist contacted us to spread the word about a GQ profile on a sex coach who “literally paces the sidelines of your bed, calling the plays and (gently) critiquing your moves,” we were skeptical. Then we clicked through, and boy howdy—the flack really was using the word “literally” literally. Area man Eric Amaranth gets paid—and paid well—to teach couples (and individuals) how to have sex.
This honestly has to be the biggest scam going. A sex coach who watches me fuck and tells me how to do it better? What is he going to do? Sit on the sidelines and yell at me…
“LAST LONGER PRES! NO! DON’T CUM SO FAST! HOLD IT! AGH! DON’T!!! NOOOOO!”
I mean it’s not rocket scientist bro., You think I want to shoot my load that fast? I don’t need a coach to tell me it would be beneficial to last longer. I mean if I could throw 95 mph’s I’d do that too. Plus there is no way this guy doesn’t end up fucking all the chicks. Like what slut wouldn’t be curious to see how good this guy really is? I mean I’m kind of curious and I don’t even find him remotely attractive.
just another greedy jew like you trying to make a buck
KFC’s write up on this story earlier today was much funnier.
Come on Pres. Bob your head faster. No Pres – stop using your teeth. There ya go, try and get the entire thing in your mouth. Ok, time for the money shot.
You’re right it’s definitely not rocket scientist.
Dude is obviously a flamer. Gaystoolie, this bro is queer right?
“Bite down on this leather belt, Pres. Are you ready? This is going to hurt a bit. Okay, go ahead and stick it in, Adam. Just the tip at first. Don’t skimp on the lube. Therrrrre you go…now eeeease it in…”
If having a dude watching you get it in doesn’t make you last longer than you’ve definitely got the gay
Nice beard, Manson. This guy watches you bang and then, just as you jizz, cuts your head off.
Why, yes…. yes it does.
Portnoy, did you honestly write out “..it’s not rocket scientist bro.,” Holy fuck, are you legit half-retarded?! I used to joke about it, now I think you should get a CAT scan. Seriously, see a doctor.
I was going to get upset and explain that you write for a living, but then I realized that you actually don’t. You sell college kids tshirts and foam dreams. And you post tits from Egotastic. Fuck, what a racket. Clean it up!
The only job worse than watching bad fuckers all day would be a gyno. I mean, what do you daydream about at work when your work is about cunts and the cunts who cunt them?
Does This Look Like The Face of A Virgin Who Watches 6 Hours of Porn a Day? Why, yes… yes it does.
furiously beating off to today’s smoke’s ass
Most guys could benefit from a sex coach. They think that humping like rabbits on Discovery channel is all there is to sex.
Bdemps and owenz for the win.
I actually saw something like this on tv once, except the coach fucked the guy in front of his wife so they could learn.
You actually take half of your blogs from KFC now, you’re pathetic.
Rocket scientist? Now I KNOW you’re doing this shit on purpose.
I’d blow my load on him, then tell him to get the fuck out of my house. Fuckin’ freak
@hanknyny does is really bother you on a site like this if there are typos or incorrect grammar? you are such a fuckin loser! get a life you tool.
you dont do any work
sometimes EL PREZ, you just make me Laugh Out Loud. seriously. Funny write.