Does This Look Like the Face Of A Woman Who Demanded A Refund from Kenya Airways When the Dude In the Seat Next To Her Flat Died On a 10 Hour Flight?
DM – A Swedish woman was partially reimbursed by Kenya Airways after she was forced to sit through a ten-hour flight to Tanzania next to a dead passenger. The flight attendants put out a call for any passenger on board with medical experience who might be able to help, and someone eventually began performing cardiac massage on the ailing man, The Local reported. However, efforts to revive the sick passenger failed, and he passed away just hours into the overnight flight bound for Dar es Salaam. While the crew moved people seated next to the deceased man, there was nowhere for Pettersson or her friend to relocate. ‘Of course it was unpleasant, but I am not a person who makes a fuss,’ she said.When Pettersson returned from her trip, she lodged a complaint with Kenya Airways and demanded compensation. After a couple of months of back-and-forth emails, she received $713 (roughly half her ticket price) and an apology.
This lady has some nerve saying she’s not the type to cause fuss and then promptly causing a fuss when she gets off the plane. And to be honest I don’t even know what she’s complaining about. Because if you ask me having the guy next to you die on a 10 hour flight to Tanzania seems like the best thing that can happen to you. I mean I’m pretty sure dead people don’t start stinking for a couple days after they die right? So just bundle his ass up and stick him in the corner. You get the both elbow rests. You don’t have to put up with snoring or him getting in and out of aisles. It’s kind of like you got an empty seat next to you. Dead guy in the seat next to you FTW.


Happened on a flight I was on. Relaxed sphincter and bladder muscles + recirculated airplane air make for a lovely trip.
Dying on the way to Tanzania is the best thing you could hope for.
I know isn’t he the lucky one in that deal? Who the fuck wants to disembark from any plane if it’s an African or Middle Eastern country. Not me thank you. And her complaining takes the cake…she has ten hours of sleeping on someone’s shoulder without being rudely shrugged off..
Anyone else start drinking Mary Lou’s girl scout cookie coffee since Pres blogged about it? I’ve been drinking a large gsc ice coffee everyday for the last month. My shit don’t stink, my farts smell like potpourri & my wife said it’s the best my jizz has ever tasted. My boyfriend said my jizz tastes minty sweet with a hint of nutmeg.
Thanks Pres & Mary Lou!
Is FTW still a funny thing to say? It’s gotta be up there with “Well played sir” “Take a lap” and anything “For days” Like Youk, pretty good while it lasted but it’s time to go.
I hope I never get on a Keyna Airways plane.
Only good dead person next to u On a plane is a DEAD JEW
Only good dead person next to u On a plane is a DEAD JEW
Jdead Jews on a mother fucking plane