Does This Look Like The Face of An Ohio State Fan Banned From Public Restrooms For Drinking People’s Piss?
COLUMBUS, Ohio, March 20 (UPI) — An Ohio man’s drinking problem has landed him in jail, but not for alcohol abuse, officials said. Alan David Patton, 59, allegedly has a fetish for drinking urine and he has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail and five years under house arrest for a recent bathroom-related crime, The Columbus Dispatch reported. “I’m not certain jail time is going to do the trick for him,” said Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Joseph E. Schmansky. “It seems like what Mr. Patton really wants to do is just do the jail time and then get out and do it again.” The judge also banned Patton from using public restrooms.
Why am I not surprised this took place in Columbus Ohio? The land of cheaters, urine drinkers and 74 year old looking centers. Anyway I’m not going to sit here and say that drinking piss is my thing because its not. But who am I to tell this guy he can’t do it? Like if he wants to drink piss than be my guest. It’s kind of like the gaymarriage issue. I don’t’ give a fuck what people do on their own time. It doesn’t affect me so what do I care. If this dude wants to scoop my piss out of the urinal and guzzle it more power to him. I mean this is still America right? Freedom of choice? So I say drink on you pervert. Drink on.
Elpres, would you shoot your golden stream to his mouth and you get a $25 itunes card?
Hes the #1 Ohio State fan
the fuck is wrong with people?
I thought this shit only happened in Europe?
i should keep this article in my wallet.
detox, why are you sleeping on a table during work hours?
not sure, but this dude drinks piss.
Columpiss Ohio
Drinking piss is a crime? How do you even enforce that? Jail time, probation, fines….NOTHING is going to stop that man from drinking piss. Like the author says not for me but seeing that you can’t stop a man from drinking a peepsi why even bother?
Let he who hasn’t drunk piss cast the first stone.
so Bear Grylls can do this all over T.V. but this dude gets arrested?. Imagine being his dentist?
Did he get arrested for drinking piss straight from the tap? or did he prefer golden showers?
Not even a guy who likes to drink piss from a public restroom is shocking anymore…
No mention of the school in the article. Any chance to slander OSU, pres pounces. Aren’t you turning your back on a profitable market here pres? OSU’s one of the biggest schools in the country.
i wonder what he is willing to pay per pint? i could definately pay for a night in drinks just in selling my own piss i bet
Is it necessary that this guy drinks his own urine? Probably not, but it’s sterile and he enjoys the taste of it.
LOL fishy, nailed it
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