Does This Look Like the Face Of Guy Who Had “Street Justice” Adminstrated On Him When He Tried To Steal A Bicycle?
Sun Sentinal – A 30-year-old man was tackled and received blows to the face, but he’s no crime victim, Fort Lauderdale police say. Keith Kirk appeared in court Thursday with blackened, swollen eyes and stitches between the brows. He is accused of stealing a bicycle about noon Wednesday outside the One Stop Food Mart at 18 NW First Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. The beatdown was delivered by the bike’s owner, Calvin McDougal of Lauderhill, according to a police report. The two men got into a fight when McDougal chased after Kirk to retrieve his $600 bicycle. “I believe there was a little bit more than just a tackle,” Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley said Thursday during Kirk’s hearing in first appearance court. “Now, sir, you allegedly steal someone’s bike and it looks like there was some street justice carried out.” After Kirk left the podium, Hurley wondered aloud from the bench: “Did you notice how the guy who owned the bike didn’t get arrested?”
The thing that makes this story blogworthy besides this dudes face being mangled to pieces is the image of him walking by the bench wondering aloud “Did you notice how the guy who owned the bike didn’t get arrested?” Umm yeah bro I did notice that. See here is the thing. You stole his bike. He caught you. He pulverized you. That’s as legal as it gets. Rule #1 of life. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
PS – Can there be a more embarrassing story in jail than this? So what are you in for? I tried to steal a bicycle and the owner caught me and beat me to smithereens. Automatic boy toy. Automatic.
The Judge said that, NOT Kirk. You mistakenly wrote why this whole thing was “blogworthy”. It’s blogworthy because his face looks like an eggplant.
The 30-year-old face of a crack addict: so youthful.
Actually if you read the story you would see that “Judge John “Jay” Hurley” is the one that wondered aloud from the bench. Not the thief. Asshat.
You’re an idiot. You deserve the same beating for basing your entire blog on your inability to read correctly.
He looks swollen for 30.
That is vintage McDougal
Calvin McDougal, Black or Irish?
Yes, it does.
Get your shit together Prez or I’m gonna punch you in the beak!
Hey bro, how many fingers am I holding up??
That’s my bike punk!!! –Devo voice
The beauty of copy and paste is that you don’t have to read any of the shit you post, right Portnoy?
In Massholia they’d lock up the guy who got his bike stolen and this piece of crap would be able to sue him for assault. For once Florida got it right though.
administrated is as good as bolivian
The @Postman ALWAYS delivers.
pres is the biggest troll in the game bro
Its amazing how blogging is your job and somehow you and your minions completely fuck it up all the time….in the real world, people get fired for less.
That guy must have loved that fucking bike.
This site is going to shit, the CEO can’t even read so what would one expect.
that guy looks a lot like neil, except where this guys face is busted, neils ass is usualyl busted
Looking good, when’s the wake
This story would actually be badass…if you had read the article. Judge Jay basically just rubbing it in the guy’s face. Judge admits the bike owner kicked Kirk’s fucking face in, sends the dude to jail, and just incase Kirk didn’t realize that the bike owner isn’t going to get punished at all, says, “Did you notice how the guy who owned the bike didn’t get arrested?” Ultimate power move. Like, I’m the judge, you’re in my court, and I’ll do whatever the fuck I want. You wanna go around stealing bikes? Well don’t come crying to me for justice when someone catches you and decides to use your face as a punching bag. Judge Jay for president.
Calvin McDougal was the QB for Notre Dame in the early 90′s, a good Irish Catholic boy.
hey gamewinner it’s Deebo, you clueless dope
Legally, the guy who did this is really lucky he isn’t getting charged with something. You have a right to protect your property, but only with a reasonable or proportional response. If this guy was trying to stab him, different story.
whoever smelt it dealt it
“Boy Toy” was prez’ nickname in the Jewish Homosexual Journalism major frat he belonged to at Michigan
asshole617 gets it
I dunno acid drip. Some times Portnoy does troll like a motherfucker, but in this case, I think he’s just a fuckin’ moron and cant read.