Does This Look Like The Faces of A Couple Arrested For Driving Drunk With 4 Kids Strapped To the Hood of Their Car?
FORT WAYNE, Ind. – A Fort Wayne father is facing charges after he drove drunk with four children strapped to the hood of his car, police said. Witnesses called 911 Monday night after they spotted a man and woman pull out of a liquor store parking lot with four children tied down with tow straps. “They were strapped down with one of those straps you crank on a semi to hold down lumber. They were strapped with that thing, wiggling and wobbling down the street,” said witness Tom Nowak. The children — 4, 5, 6 and 7 years old — told WPTA-TV that the adults asked if they wanted to ride on the hood of the car and they thought it would be fun.
Okay when I first read this headline I was as shocked and outraged as everybody else. Like I audible gasped when I read “Police Arrest Dad Who Drove Drunk With Kids Strapped To Hood” But then I read the story. Typical sensationalist media. Umm he asked the children if they wanted to do it and they said yes. It’s not like he forced them up there. He wasn’t punishing them. There was no gun to anybody’s head. It was their choice. Plus he used heavy duty straps. It just seems like at some point kids have to be responsible for their own actions. If a 4 year old says he wants to ride on the roof than who am I to stop him? YOLO.


I think you need to remember your readership Pres. I wasn’t outraged at all, I fucking hate kids. I was more outraged with the blog ending in “YOLO”.
I’m assuming they didn’t bother charging him for the crackhead hooker he had riding shotgun
Seriously I consider myself a pretty “in” guy. What the fuck does YOLO mean you 70s baby?
Stro its what the 16-21 year old female demographic currently likes to say whenever they are doing anything remotely close to fun. “You Only Live Once”.
You know, the trendsetters.
YOLO , drake made it famous, you only live once
shout out to number two, comments fucking hard as a motherfucker bro
http://lmgtfy.com/?=YOLO
Generally not a violent person but, if some bro yells YOLO at me, it will be for sure Yolo because I will quickly perform Kalima on him as the bar watches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0&feature=youtu.be
@chamby, that was awesome
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=YOLO
No mention of Drew Magary stealing your porn facial recognition story?
Wow, El Pres spell checked his headline. I’m now speechless.
this has to be one of the craziest things I’ve ever read.. holy shit, who does shit like that?!?! Sounds like something Mit Romney would have done when raising his children, that sick fuck that he is!!
Looks like a cracked out Zach Morris and Lisa Turtle
Stro, I’d ask you to demonstrate your technique on Portnoid, but I’m afraid you’d come up empty.