Dog Saves Baby When It Stops Breathing
Monster week for dogs. MONSTER week. I mean every two seconds a different dog is doing something huge. Saving lives, receiving a medal of honor and just generally being awesome. The best part about this story is how humble Duke is. Like just wants no credit or fame. Embarrassed to even be in front of the cameras. Thinks he’s just doing his job as a dog. Every dog would do the same. Doesn’t see what the big hubbub is about. Hell even a cat would probably do this. Except instead of waking his owners and saving the babies life it would suffocate the kid to death with a pillow and then blame it on an intruder.
PS – For all the people who are sick of me blogging about awesome dog stories I have some advice for you. Stick a fork in your eyeball and die.

best week for dogs since the Vick conviction of ’07
“Except instead of waking his owners and saving the babies life it would suffocate the kid to death with a pillow and then blame it on an intruder”…..hilarious, and you can never blog enough about how awesome/badass dogs are I was choking on a full tortilla chip that went in sideways once and my dog literally dislodged the thing from my throat
Dogs are slowly becoming the most insufferable things on this planet. Look at us! We are so cute and awesome. Cuddly and loyal. Fuck off dogs and their dog loving families. Lets send out a christmas dog with me and my dog.
Try reporting on stories where a dog bites off a 3yr olds face, or takes a shit on the white rug in the living room, or humps an unsuspecting little old lady.
Atta boy Dukey you big furry hound
Choke on a cock smokealot
Great work by Duke. Mother making no sense however.
@Sir-Smoke-Alot is secretly a cat. nice essay, bro.
Hopefully she rewarded Duke with some peanut butter while the mister was at work.
Pres, I am sick of you blogging about awesome dog stories.
Dogs could really cap this off as a big week if a pit bull could maul Neil and keep him from blogging.
PS- That is a handsome fucking dog.
Duke looks like he was abused at some point. Still a little skittish and nervous. Still, loyal as a fuck though. Dogs are awesome. Smoke a lot go smoke a dick and die of aids. He’s Prob a fucking cat lover too — which is a greater insult than being gay.
Neil>Dogs.
Hmm idk this dog looks very guilty.
Best hero dog video of all time:
http://vimeo.com/51193121
sir smoke a lot of pole, loser
ever spread peanut butter on your balls and had your dog lick it off?
dogs are the shit everyone knows it
Hey Pres, you know how I know you’re gay?
@ financebroskegs dislodged it with what? its penis? learn to eat tortilla chips or gtfo
If you don’t like heartwarming dog stories, you can giit out.
Someone tell that baby to shut up when Duke’s on TV!
People who say they “rescued” a dog are insufferable assholes. You picked it up at the pound dipshit.
People who say their dog saved the baby because they saved the dog are moronic insufferable assholes. “That’s my good Dukey dog!” Go fuck yourself.
But yes, I would.
Hey clarence, I’m glad you watched that Bill Burr segment on rescue vs getting a free dog, too. While I applaud your taste in comedians, joke stealing is a very Mencia move.
what’s a christmas dog? i want one.