Daily What – A New Zealand man was sentenced to three years and seven months in jail for multitude of convictions stemming from spying on his ex-partner. The man, whose name has not been released, built a fully-stocked hideout in his ex-lover’s home, complete with peep holes and trap doors. He was caught after attacking a visiting male with a spade on April 1st. In the understatement of the year, the sentencing judge admitted the offending man wasn’t the first person to become “unhinged and obsessed” over a breakup, but declared his actions “completely inappropriate.”
Safe to say this New Zealand bro just officially won the ex boyfriend game. No ifs ands or buts about it. Like you just can’t do it any better than this. Long strings of 2 paragraph angry texts? Late night drive bys? Stalking Facebook? Email chains? Fuck that. New Zealand Dude just constructing a motherfucking high tec hideout underneath your staircase and lying in wait for weeks with an arsenal of weapons and gardening tools. Yeah it got him locked up for a little bit now but this is what we call a play for the future. No chance he ever gets dumped again for the rest of his life, not unless some stupid broad wants to risk a sniper rifle trained on her 24/7 from a secret fort built in her condo.