Dailymail - Administrators at Disney World were not feeling particularly jolly when they told a visitor that he had to look less like Santa in order to stay in the park. Mr Tolbert told local Orlando station WKMG that the problem didn’t lie in his clothes, but in his overall attitude which is something that he wasn’t willing to change for a trip to the most magical place on earth. ‘I never had a red suit on, I never wore a hat, I didn’t have fur boots on, but that doesn’t make Santa,’ Mr Tolbert told the station. He said that though he never approaches children, soliciting their interest, they are always the ones to approach him in hopes of getting some one-on-one time with the Christmas character. The professionally-trained actor writes that ‘I am photographed daily, and given ‘secret wishes’ by both children and adults.’
I’ve never been more onboard with a guy getting kicked out of Disney World in my life. Like this who is this Santa kidding? Hey bro. You molest kids. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. Like normal people don’t dress as Santa Claus in the middle of the summer, go to Disney World and try to get kids to come say hello. That’s what Sandusky’s do. End of story. Go be a diddler somewhere else.