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Sicilian pizza at Pinocchios in Harvard Sq. is unmatched. There are countless good pizza joints in the Boston area and even attempting to compare pizza city by city is ludicrous. What you mongoloids constantly refer to as “New York Style” in the New York/Chicago pizza debates is just thin crust italian-style pizza, which is made everywhere. Nicola’s in Arlington is as good as any pizza I’ve had in N.Y.
New Haven and NYC are the only answers for Pizza. Chicago deep dish is for deranged fucking mutants. Pizzeria Bianco in AZ is the only acceptable pizza outside the Northeast. If you’re looking for incredible pizza even in the sticks, Anzio’s in Grafton crushes everything in New England.
Bar Pies are good, but they’re not on the same level as real guido 800 degree brick oven pizza.
Pepe’s in new haven is definitely good, but pretty much any pizza place in the shoreline area is a million times better than boston pizza.
How could you go to Lynwoods and not hit up Hoey’s in Randolph to try their pizza too? It’s hidden inside the Randolph AMVETS lodge…but their pie is as good if not better than Lynwood.
New Haven style doesn’t mean mozzarella as “ilovebarstoolsports” said…it means Neapolitan thin crust pizza just like in NY, with fresh ingredients and COAL burning ovens, and it’s hands down better than any bar pizza. Frank Pepe’s has 2 hour lines on Friday and Saturday nights waiting to get in the place and even lines for lunch when they first open…what other pizza place has that? Sure places like Lynwoods may have a 2 hr wait for pizza for pick up, but they don’t have lines waiting to get in the dump.
You lost me at Well done… Crispy is the correct term. You say well done and they burn it, hence no cheese coming off onto your face when you bite into it. You lose.
Cabot pizza, Beverly…. game over… and i fat so i know
I have yet to see you eat a real pizza. Just these little Tombstone lookalike shits. Weak.
For bar pies, you gotta go to Cape Cod Cafe in Brockton. Amazing bar pies. Secondly, Umberto’s on Hanover St in the North End has best sicilian style pizza you can find. The place only makes enough pizzas and arancinis for lunch time, then closes. Lines out the door from 11 am until it’s closed.
I hate you so much
engine house salem ma ftw
if you wanna win this competition pres, you’re gunna have to come to ny. unless big cat bitches out.
Stop farting around in the suburbs. Go to the Pleasant cafe on Washington street in Roslindale. If you don’t give the pie a 10 it’s on me. If you like dives, you’re in for a treat.
Tell em Dave, North Shore is where it’s at.
I love these videos more than sex. (sex with my wife, of course)
Where the hell is Lynnwood?
How does my dro_man handle work and not work in the same comment section??? This is madness.
Lookaliveasshole, I was in New Haven for work last week and I decided to go to Wooster St and see what the big deal was about New Haven pizza. I went to both Frank Pepe’s and Sally’s Apizza cuz I heard they were the best. the pizza was good but the fact that “New Haven style” pizza means mozzarella is optional is absolute savagery.
Renee would like my hand-tossed sausage pizza.
Prez, next time you guys do a blackout at Toads in New Haven, you HAVE to go to Pepe’s. Get half clam, half cheese. Seriously. Boston and New York are absolute amateurs compared to the Guineas in New Haven. Pepe’s big rival down the street, Sally’s is where fuckin Frank Sinatra exclusively got his Pizza.
this contest will finally give you an excuse to hang out at chuck e. cheese.
Portnoy, have you ever heard of a FUCKING shower?
You set pizza back 100 years by ordering it well done. Are you psycho, kid?
Yeah b/c my pizza always comes out medium rare…
you’re just wasting your time until you try the Cape Cod Cafe in Brockton…the best there is, the best there was and the the best there ever will be:
Bar Pizza sucks… so sick of hearing about S.Shore Bar pizza… Grow up, get back on the North Shore hit up Sam & Joe’s (Danvers), Little Italy (Beverly), Sebastian’s (Gloucester), Delaney’s (Gloucester)…. Damn… I had town spa once… I spit that crap out.
Papa Ginos pizza IS dog shit
#TeamPizza all the way.
i got no problems with papa ginos. hate the people who act like it is dogshit. might get some tonight.
These videos are why Pageviews is the blog father. Keep that camera rolling Gaz.
You should fly out that Dominos pizza review kid, the one who slicks his hair and wears the suits and shit, and do a dual commentary or something.
he never said large
Antonio’s in Amherst is only good when you are in college. Shitfaced pizza at its best. The best pizza around is Bianchi’s on Revere Beach and Cafe Vesuvius in Marblehead.
I’m trying to think of the best places on the north shore, maybe Bianci’s on revere beach, even though its a chain Papa Gino’s is good, Rocco’s in Danvers is different than most places, its probably the greasiest pizza ever. Oh and some people think Courthouse Pub in Peabody is the best around. Hard to say. But for me personally, this place in Ogunquit, Maine called La Pizzeria might be the best I ever had.
“I’m not sure how ya get in”?? Maybe the fucking door right in front of you?
was I the only one hoping Pres would get run over?
I have been to Chicago and New York and Boston. New york is first, but some of these bar pizzas are delicious. You cement heads trying to judge it by how it looks are morons
NY pizza is the most overrated shit on this earth. All pizza is good.
Note one you have a mullet Note two your voice reminds me of that fag Andy Dick
you nailed it bruh
@Jeters Giftbaskets, you are correct… you’re an idiot
gotta order lynwoods “laced”….AND the ONLY REAL way to eat lynwoods pizza is if you are lucky enough to get a seat at the bar there…if so, sit there all day and eat and drink.
You go well done if you’re getting greasy toppings/extra cheese. Firms it up a little. It’s also old news.
If a pizza place don’t have a Italian name I won’t eat there.
I’ll go all the way thru on this piece… Fuck. Taking a lap. Anyways, classic.
“I’m gna go thru this one” hahaha. Couple barley pops, some molly and a blacklight and ur fucking in there Prez.
I always agree with @thewetbandits. It’s written into my BSS SOP.
By the end of the month Prez will be in a Guess That Rack
Antonio’s in Amherst is just like the rest of Amherst. Disgusting unemployed moonbats wandering the streets like zombies.
I wouldn’t eat at a place that looks like a funeral home, that’s a funeral home name too.
Tourist. You never get a Lynwood pizza well done. You get it “Laced”. Its not on the menu, but everyone local knows the term. They put sauce on the crust edges and it burns in the oven. No other way to order a Lynwood.
It’s a fucking BAR pizza people, they are small. http://www.hiddenboston.com/glossary/bar-pizza.html. And they are fucking DELICIOUS.
where’s the love for Louie’s in Woburn?
I almost never agree with tr1d3nt, but I must agree with him here. Those pies look disgusting. They look like they would taste like the very caaahhhdboard that you sandwich it between before stuffing it into a brown paper bag as if it were a sandwich you were taking to lunch back in high school. And that so called “large” is the size of a personal pizza just about anywhere else in the country.
Ordering a pizza well done must be a Boston or northeast thing. Call me a squid or a rookie but that is the first time I’ve ever heard of it. To be fair I come from a city where the chili is served with spaghetti noodles, so I’m not sure I’d be an expert on this topic.
Best pizza around. Some are close but this is the best. Not a fan of it well done. Best is “Firm” (keeps the pizza from getting sloppy) and “Laced”.
yes town spa and linwood serve bar pies, smaller pies. gotta get out to antonio’s in amherst center…whole other universe of pizza…
If you don’t keel over and die in the next few days, you have to come to Amherst and go for Antonios or Primos. Best pizza by the slice
they’re BAR pizzas
you have to have CAPE COD CAFE in Brockton!!!! Hands down the best pizza!!!
can’t believe some of the morons knocking pizza being cooked well done, or have never heard anyone doing it.
Maybe im a bit of an idiot here but honestly, how much is a cheese pizza going to differ from place to place. Like yeah the sauce could be a taste breaker, but im just not seeing enough of a difference to actually go out and rate each place.
By the way I think you Boston folk are VASTLY overrating your pies. Every one of these looks like absolute dog shit. NY/PHI/CHI all day long better pies.
It’s bar pizza. It’s a south Shore thing. It’s not real pizza.
I think i’m on board with the ‘well done’ thing. Too many places serve 1/2 cook garbage….never on a steak. Only women and fat asses eat their steaks ‘well done.’
Solid looking dude.
Only squids don’t order pizza well done. Rookie move
Your neck beard is grotesque.
Rosie’s in braintree has the best buffalo chicken pizza around
a large pizza that size? must be owned by jews
Pres you gotta try out Riverview in Ipswich, MA. Guaranteed best bar pizza
although I want to say “time to grow up maybe?”, these “review” blogs are actually genius. Had Town Spa pizza once. eh. it was ok.
Whoa! Gave us our first look at your gigantic Friar Tuck bald spot developing…shit man…
Every piece of pizza you’ve eaten so far has looked terrible. Looks like microwave pizza.
This would be better to find out who has the best Buffalo Chicken Pizza or subs
1. Ill Mundo’s – Boston
2. Freshway – Worcester
3. Double G’s – Braintree
4. Antonios- Amherst
Please use a piece of well-done pizza to cover that well-growing bald spot on the back of your head.
Until we get video of a 1:59AM drunken Dominos order delivered to you and Renee by some guy named Quok you’re alienating 90% of the Boston pizza demographic.
Is it a jewish thing to order a pizza well done? Seems like something my college roomate would do
why does your face just sort of melt into your neck?
I’d guess you PULL the door that has a sign pull on it to enter… Fucking R word.
You might not want to stand in the middle of a parking lot. You know, other people and cars and shit.
Nice Jew fro…cut your hair you hippie!
“sandwiched between two pieces of caaaahhhhdboard”
So Lynnwood & Townspa are the Patriots of the pizza world ?
Your nose takes up two-thirds of the picture. Get some fucking rhinoplasty.
even for Jew your nose is huge
if you arent burning the shit out of the roof of your mouth after picking up these pizzas and immediatley eating them, the places you are going to are doing it all wrong.
If you don’t give Cape Cod Cafe in Brockton a shot, I will renounce this competition as a farce.
@jdarts Next time you order a pizza, ask for it well done or crispy. It will change your life.
pizza review. wow that’s never been done before. big thinkers over there at the barstool offices.
I’m not gonna start a debate about whether Chicago or New York has better pizza. Different strokes for different folks. But can say one thing with utmost certainty. The Boston area has it’s head up it’s ass when it comes to pizza. PS you’re a fuckin’ dweeb if you order a pizza well done. Maybe ask for it to be extra crispy but never well done you animal.
Pizza served in that bag is what I believe Jerry once called “bar pizza”….it’s a SE Mass thing, but only at some places
well done pizza is a wicked hardo move for people who think they’re legit pizza aficionados.
The problem with Lynnwood is it’s in Randolph and the problem with Monty’s is it’s in Lynn.
If it weren’t for the audio and “North Face” logo on that jacket, I think most non-Stoolies would say that was a video of a homeless person eating some food he found in a garbage can.
is there some side bet about who can go without a shower / shave the longest?
Well done? Seriously? Now I know why all those pizza’s look like round shitty burnt Elios. You’re not doing anything to promote business at any of those pizza joints. If I saw you coming I’d lock the fucking door. Well done my ass.
Clean that hair up bro your a blogger not a surfer
Yeah, who the hell orders a pizza well done? Never heard that in my life. Is that an internet mogul thing or something?
What does Massachusetts think pizza is?
Best Pizza of all time…..FACT
God, you’re an ugly fuck. I can’t even deal with it.
Chew with your damn mouth closed.
That whole, smells good comment…I bet you made that determination miles before you even got there! Those nostrils are equivalent to a pack of fuckin’ hound dogs!!
ive literally never heard anyone order a well done pizza..is there a medium rare pizza floating around somewhere?
up the rogaine dosage on that lettuce patch.
What’s up with the rapist van parked out front?
Hurry up and die of a heart attack u kike
was the ‘well done’ necessary? you’re not ordering a steak bro.
no way you make it through next week, you look like shit bro
Whats with these little ellios look-a-like shit pizzas you are eating?
Isn’t it like an automatic 0 if there is no pizza box?
Mamma Portnoy still driving ya around huh Pres….that’s mogul status right there!!
You’re a disgrace
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