ESPN Is So Stupid I Can’t Stand It
This isn’t photoshopped. This is a real graphic Sportscenter put up today. The Ben Affleck Birthday Curse. Unreal. I feel like I should just be able to invade Bristol and enslave everybody who works there. They are that stupid. Next thing you know Shaugnessy will probably be writing a book about this shit. Call me crazy but I don’t believe in ghosts, goblins and Ben Affleck Birthday curses. I do believe in the Red Sox losing last night because Josh Beckett is the worst pitcher in the history of MLB. That makes sense to me.
Every go look at Jenna’s awesome tits:
http://thechive.com/2012/08/15/mind-is-officially-blown-36-photos/z-mindblown2/
Yeah ESPN pretty much sucks now. I feel bad for all those kids named “Espen.” This is even more retarded than ESPN dedicating part of SportsCenter to “Happy 25th Birthday Tebow” yesterday.
the affleck curse is legit, dude
They threw a bday party for Tim Tebow, what do you expect at this point. ESPN is a joke.
Oh and who could forget ESPN’s timeless series “Who’s Now?”
Espn is a slave to ratings like the rest of em, just pandering to the lowest common denominator aka people who believe in curses
Wow, Jenna’s tits are tip fucking top.
its just TMZsports now, has been heading that way for a while but in the last couple years it became completely unwatchable outside of their 30 for 30 series
How long until the players actually start using this as an excuse? They seem so desperate to tell everyone why they suck, instead of just realizing that they actually suck.
I would rather slice my sack open with a bic pen cap then watch ESPN. ESPN has ruined sports.
imagine how much bigger this site would be if you didnt fire jenna marbles, as unfunny as she is. for some reason she has a HUGE fanbase. good business decision right there
You’ve obviously never seen Troll 2. Goblins are real.
I just wish someone would shave that fucking mound of pubic hair on Beckett’s first chin clean off.
Turned on my TV before taking a shit and before I knew it I had to listen to Stephen A for 15 minutes straight. Felt like Neil wanting to kill myself so bad.
ESPN is the ”Us” magazine of sports reporting. Without the drug and booze-addled hotties.
Salaries for the clowns on that list:
Josh Beckett – $15.8 million
AJ Burnett – $16.5 million
Ricky Nolasco – $9 million
John Lackey – $15.3
Bronson Arroyo – $12 million
Only in America!
ESPN is “as cool as the other side of the pillow.” Time to clean house.
barstool office is a testicle festival with circle jerk meetings after every GTA post.. neils idea of course
ESPN is basically a mix of trashy reality tv and celebrity gossip centered around the sports world. Still, it’s probably worth noting that Americans simply won’t watch news (sports or otherwise) without the “entertainment” element these days.
If Josh Beckett gets lit up, and nobody watches, does it matter?
espn is the king of irrelevant/useless stats. i wish someone would just drop a bomb on bristol and get it over with.
What’s Jenna’s tits have anything to do with this? What am I missing here? I loved Jenna!
I don’t know which is worse, Redsox ownership or ESPN? I hope to God NBC Sports is a success.
ESPN sucks but I would fuck Hannah Storm from here to eternity.
noticed they had damien woody and jerry rice on today, my god those two are boring, Jerry: “Well between Eli and Peyton, I really believe who ever throws more touchdowns and wins more games will be the better quarterback” just plain cant miss tv right there….oh and i cant fucking stand sal pal with his sunglasses reports hitting on hannah storm like his old ass has a shot