Everybody Is Dyking Out Because Danica Patrick Won the Pole At the Indy 500
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – Danica Patrick has made history before — as a woman and a racer, in Indianapolis and Japan. The spotlight is nothing new. But never has it been this bright before.Patrick won the Daytona 500 pole Sunday, becoming the first woman to secure the top spot for any race in NASCAR’s premier circuit. It’s by far the biggest achievement of her stock-car career. “I was brought up to be the fastest driver, not the fastest girl,” she said. “That was instilled in me from very young, from the beginning. Then I feel like thriving in those moments, where the pressure’s on, has also been a help for me. I also feel like I’ve been lucky in my career to be with good teams and have good people around me. I don’t think any of it would have been possible without that. “For those reasons, I’ve been lucky enough to make history, be the first woman to do many things. I really just hope that I don’t stop doing that. We have a lot more history to make. We are excited to do it.”
So this was the #1 story of the day yesterday. Danica Patrick won the pole for next week’s Indy 500 or some shit like that. Now she is ranting and raving about how she wasn’t brought up to be the fastest girl driver, but the fastest driver period. How she’s made a ton of history and she has a ton more history to made. Umm bitch what planet are you on? This was fucking practice. What the fuck history are you talking about? Has she even won a race yet? Seriously Danica Patrick has to be the most over hyped athlete of all time. She has literally accomplished nothing. She’s been racing for like 20 years and has sucked ass the entire time. The First Lady could do everything she’s done which is nothing. It just drives me nuts whenever people actually talk about her like she’s a real race car driver. No she’s not. She’s a fucking sideshow. If it weren’t for the fact she has a vagina and is a solid 6 she would have been out of racing a decade ago. So spare me all the history talk and wanting to be treated equal. If that was true the only pole you’d ever be sitting on would be straight cock.
A+
You two have a lot in common. She burns rubber on a race track, you burn rubbers on your asshole
Thank you
most airbrushed chick of all time
Amen Pres, its bullshit. I wish I could add more but you hit the nail directly on the head. I’d love to see a reporter ask her those same questions one day. She and all other females that think women are even remotely the same caliber of athletes as men are fucking stupid. Shes not even an athlete she just chills in a car and drives in a circle for a couple hours with a bunch of other nonathletes.
She’s a facesitter if I’ve ever seen one
Solid 6? What do you give your wife? Airbrushed or not, she’s gotta be above a 6, even if a little.
the Kournikova for rednecks – less attractive and less athletic. sideshow is the best term to use for these female “athletes”
kinda like michelle wie. wanted to play with the boys but couldn’t even beat the girls consistently. fuck off
She’s almost as overhyped as your Foam parties
Anna Kournikova>Danica Patrick.. what is that, a bar-code tramp stamp?
I dont follow nascar or indy whatever because i am not an inbred hick…but i think she won a race a few years ago
That tat above her asshole looks like an actual stamp. I mean I’d stamp that too.
Danica is more overrated than vacations.
I agree with Pres 100% up until yesterday. Winning the pole at Daytona 500 is actually an accomplishment. It may be her first accomplishment, but at least she has done something now.
Brings new meaning to ‘keeping your girl off the pole’
In related news, Jeff Gordon was the fastest guy yesterday.
As long as she doesn’t crash on the 3rd lap this time she’ll have done better than she did at last year’s race
This is Shooters tour…I’m not going to let my run to the top be spoiled by some freak sideshow act…
I’m shocked at all the hate she’s getting. I hardly pay attention to Nascar and had to google this broad to see what it is in fact she does other than GoDaddy commercials. Most broads can’t drive out of a parking lot without hitting something and this chick set the record for most races finished. She’s no superstar obviously if that’s her best accolade, but she isn’t what you’d picture as a female Nascar driver (again, unless everyone like Prez are just banging pure 10′s all day every day), and she apparently isn’t driving into the walls all the time. Is she a 10? Not a chance. Is she gonna make the Hall of Fame for Nascar? Probably not. But she shouldn’t get shit on thsi bad either.
How can you call this a sport where women are on the same level as men. I stick to real sports where women are clobbered by men.
My girlfriend can barley merge onto the highway wihtout panicking, so anytime danica patrick does anythign impresses me
Rating her a 6 just discredited the rest of your argument. Take off the gay goggles this bitch is easily a 7. If she gets a boob job she moves into 7.5-8 range.
She won the poll where there are no other cars on the track, woop dee do. She’s going to crash when it’s race day.
straight chicks suck butthole at driving. there’s no way this woman is not a lesbian. or she’s bisexual because she’s ok at driving but only in ovals.
Not a huge NASCAR fan, but how the fuck does a “sports” blog confuse Indy and Daytona.
Women should have their own racing association where they drive mini-vans with”My Child is an Honor Student at ______ Middle School” and sticker family bumper stickers. If anyone can multi-task with their cellphone and overpriced Starbucks drink and drive at the same time without crashing, then they win.
Is it wrong to hope that she crashes on her first lap next week and ends up in a wheel chair? Or does that bring bad karma?
I had no problem whatsoever rubbing one out to her last night. It took less than a minute, like her lap time.
I hate to be all feminazi but she has won a race…and sitting on the pole (tee hee) at the Indy 500 is a big deal…she’s an OK driver, she doesn’t suck, she’s finished top 5 in a couple Indy 500′s…I dunno…I guess I can’t get bent out of shape over Danica Patrick being proud of something…guess I really don’t care that much about Indy Car Racing…who knew?
shit…this WAS Daytona…fuck me…it’s even more impressive since she’s not a NASCAR driver…ok whatever, taking a lap anyway since I said Indy 500 twice in my previous post
^Daytona not indy 2 completley difffernt things
jackofspades, shes been nascar full time for 2 years now
The only reason she got that ride, on that team, is because she’s a half assed looking chick, any guy would be winning consistently with that team and budget.
To die for, she does it for me.
P.S. nascar is for hillbilly’s and sister fuckers
yeah she has…BUT that’s not what she’s good at…she grew up Indy and raced Indy for the majority of her life
I mean she was driving nationwide for most of those two years right?? that’s like minor league NASCAR
Still more entertaining than the slam dunk contest. http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/18/charles-barkley-says-slam-dunk-contest-is-stupid-charles-be-right-it-was-turrible/comment-page-1/#comment-238
Danicas sitting on the pole. Heyyoooooo.
she won two races in Indy car jackass
Since she’s a chick, what lap will she stop and ask for directions? Or will they give her a GPS? Stupid cunts. I hope she crashes over the catch fence on lap#1.
To qualify for the pole, you just run around the track by yourself. Put her in traffic and somebody’s car is getting smashed up.
My wife drove to work yesterday, so I guess she’s an “athlete” too?
It got me hard
Other than an Indy Car Series win and regularly finishing in the top ten of the series, she’s done absolutely nothing.
This wasn’t funny last night on twitter; the same joke spread over a paragraph isn’t an improvement.
Fine
Who makes more $ you or Danica ?
A 6?!?! You must hang out with all Victoria’s Secret models all day long then. You may hate her driving, you may hate her hype, but she is a solid 8. Nice little body, tight little ass and a cute face… what more do you want in a girl?