Everybody Knows That Adrien Brody is A Sex Symbol Right?
So I just finished my first episode of KFC radio. Some dude called in with a question asking what Hollywood actors we thought would play us if a Barstool Movie was ever made. For me the caller suggested Adrien Brody. Well KFC and Big Cat were laughing at me being like “Hahaha you have a huge nose, blah, blah, blah”. How stupid can these morons be? Saying I look like Adrien Brody is an extreme compliment. Like chicks don’t like Adrien Brody. They LOVE him. He’s a certified sex symbol. All the other clowns were getting names like Ben Stiller and Greg Kinnear. Guys with zero sex appeal. Meanwhile I was being compared to one of the great lothario’s of our generation. Newsflash guys. I win. You lose. Sluts love big noses and big dicks. Deal with it.
I knew you love the pianist. Adrien Brody is also a douche, so the suggestion does fit.
Adrien Brody is a cool mofo, used to hang with Tupac. Google it.
adrien brody is a 50 year old patrice bergeron
Real talk, you killed it on reddit. First time I’ve ever been to that site. Shocked that you pay these clowns 60k per year.
Do you also have a secret music video of you kissing another guy as well?
http://vimeo.com/55847552
Thanks. I went back and looked at the reddit thing. I missed alot of questions that I didn’t see the first time. Kind of sucks
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Yeah, chicks dig him for his bird face and not the fact he’s a well known actor with millions of dollars of the non-internet variety.
Of course we know that. Geez Prez, a little credit here.
well this is hilarious.. http://adrienbrody.ytmnd.com/
i am sure most people dont click on links and i do not blame you, but this is just perfect for Adrian Brody
3rd picture down, white snoop dog
The fact that Prez thinks Adrien Brody is a sex symbol should quiet all the Stoolies who think he’s gay
so why dont you go back and answer them
guys that say ‘real talk’ usually do so with a penis in their mouth.
“Sluts love big noses and big dicks.”
This entire post has is about your big ass jew nose… no chicks like big ass jew noses like yours and you know it lmao, that’s why you had to throw in the dicks.
Someone said this on another blog but Big Cat would for sure be Eugene Levy (Jim’s Dad from American Pie) eyebrows are identical
If by sex symbol you mean no, then yes.
Yeah u have a fucking massive nose but ur dick is microscopic. If ur baby dick was 1 100th the size of ur fuckin schnauz u would be well endowed. But ur not. Renee laughs when u guys fuck bexause its so small and u simply cannot satisfy a woman. I would bet my life that u have not given a girl a gasm… Unless u used ur nose. Ur nose could satisfy the galaxies vagina… Fuckin chumpcicle
Best Reddit AMA character (with the exception of Snoop) yet. I’m shocked that you only pay 60k a year collectively to these dicks and they can live without second jobs.
@monsterzero, lol probably warranted, I’ve never said it before, kinda thought it might apply here
If Al Pacino fucked Sarah Jessica Parker with a hole cut in the bed sheet, and dumped a load in her Methuselah = Adrien Brody
Will never get over 60k/yr. Gonna go ahead…shit myself now….and forever.
If I was on an airplane with her sitting next to me and we lost cabin pressure, I would use her snatch as an oxygen mask.
why the hell is your AMA on the front page of Reddit still? You stopped answering questions like 4 hours ago… wtf
that chick could floss her own ass with that long ass hair…..aaaand im hard
who the F is mike portnoy? dudes creaming themslves on reddit.
Brody is way more Jewy than you. That nose looks like a broken shark’s fin on the side of his face.
prez is actually kinda funny for a jew
Real talk, you seriously entertain the question that a fifteen year old geek asked about a Barstool movie? You guys are fucking Internet bloggers. How delusional are you dickheads? You should have said, grow up you little butthead, we copy and paste stories for a living, who would wanna watch a movie about dudes in boxer shorts typing on a laptop all day. Honestly, why would you ever even write a blog about that question? You’re a group of nerds that write a contrarian point of view about stories that have already been written or posted by someone else, that are occasionally funny. I’ve read the stool for years now, and it’s literally turning into “let’s see how much of a retarded statement we can make to see the commenters make fun of us”. Fucking zero integrity anymore. It’s just not funny anymore. This entire site is basically just a troll site now. Spelling words wrong, sneaking in advertisements in a blog form, talking about how great you are at everything, mortal locks, mogul this, city that, redefining this game, spit out my coffee on this smoke, Beiber here, Gronk there, blackout tour here, pimp my look over there. I don’t know, maybe I’m just done reading the Stool. You guys are like some delusional cult now. get back to basics and blog /write what you really think, not what you think will get the most comments. Your readers aren’t as stupid as you think they are.
Missed the AMA on reddit. Does pres pay 60k salaries or 60k collectively in payroll? Big difference.
If someone compared me to Greg kinner I would fucking die.
delaney3 , each blogger makes that, so they laugh at you when you make fun of them, ie Neil
Jesus who is the chick in the first two pics? I would do filthy things to her
Pres…U two should have a NOSE off contest !!!!!
Real talk, what the fuck is an Adrien Brody?
I can’t believe no one has brought up the fact in that last pic that chick looks like she’s knuckle deep in his asshole!
I can’t believe no one has brought up the fact in that last pic that chick looks like she’s knuckle deep in his asshole!
Who is the chick with him in the photos where he’s wearing the suit with the tie?
Brody looks like a squid to me Pres. But that first chick is serious tail right there.
Looks like he could be Rod Stewart’s son.
You just like him so someone would finger your ass, like him in the pics.