Fuck Lady Gaga
It’s déjà vu all over again. Just about two years ago I wrote a blog about how I bought the First Lady tickets to see Lady Gaga at the Wang Center and Gaga was an hour and a half late getting on stage. She gave some lame ass excuse about wanting to hear whether she was nominated for the Grammy’s or something. I was fucking furious. Well last night the First Lady went to see her at the Garden. And just like last time she went I started to get worried because it was almost 1am and she wasn’t home yet. Well surprise, surprise Gaga was an hour late again. This time no excuses or explanation. I can’t tell you how mad this makes me. The First Lady is brain washed or something. She refuses to say anything mean about Gaga. Refuses to admit it’s a dickhead move to leave your fans waiting like that. Refuses to admit Born This Way is a rip off of Express Yourself. She literally gets mad at me whenever I bring it up. She said the concert was so good that she forgave her. But not me. I’m so sick of this fraud and the mind tricks she plays on her fans. Even the headine in the Globe today said “Gaga shares a love with her fans” Huh? No she doesn’t. Gaga doesn’t give a shit about you. It’s all a ruse. If she did she wouldn’t constantly make people twiddle their twats for an hour before every show. It’s a slap in the face to me and everybody who bought tickets. Seriously what type of asshole move is that? Fuck Lady Gaga. I may need an intervention on the First Lady intervention style..
“… the he She refuses to say anything mean about Gaga.” He-She? Geez, Prez, I understand you’re upset, but calling her a tranny is no way to go about expressing it.
(lamest comment of the day locked up…)
Or maybe the 1st lady was just out late getting railed
if ice cube wasn’t too busy being tyler perry he could grab his sawed off squeeze the trigger and get her body hauled off
Fuck disposable music. take her to the Pogues Friday night…by the time that band is supposed to go on, we’ll all be so shitfaced no one will care if they’re late.
I may need an intervention on the First Lady intervention style…?
Twiddle their twats was brilliant though.
love how you are pretending you weren’t there with her last night…. right we all believe you bro
Sounds like you bought a bullshit excuse hook, line & sinker.
610 …
Pres have you ever been to a rock concert? There is always a long stand before the band comes on. That’s why you set it up to “meet” some loser “friend” inside while you pound beers on Friend St and have them text you when the band comes on. Its Concerts 101.
In reality your last 3 wanks of the night weren’t as fulfilling as you’d like them to be because you were nervous the first lady might get home. Not Gaga’s fault either…
my girl was also at the concert and said she was on time. I think the first lady is fooling around behind your back prez
Walked by N Station last night. Never saw so many young women with self esteem issues trying to be edgy in my life. Saw everythinfrom a 1 yr old in a wonder woman bikini and yellow hair to a grandma in a wheelchair with origami all over herself. Bunch of mutants….
*15 year old
here comes the criticizing on “deja vu all over again”
Who wants to bet the dude she’s seeing on the side is in her cell as ‘Lady Gaga’?
your wife needs serious medical help if she likes her… like the kind they gave Jack Nicholson in ” One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”…
Hah, she got home at 2 cuz some dude was balls deep in her, Gaga went on early.
[...] El Pres dislikes Lady Gaga because she shows up hours late to concerts.. I dislike her because she wears skirts and a penis happens to pop out. I can’t figure out who/what she is, but regardless, I agree with Pres.. Fuck Lady Gaga -Barstool Sports [...]
the question should be why doesnt madonna care she is being ripped off
I have a feeling the first ladies night went something like this
“I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours ’cause of the milk-fed veal. That’s the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it’ll never ever get tender, you know what I mean?”
*gobble*
At least her songs are somewhat popular, listen to what Kardashian is putting out! Bitch is terrible:
http://bit.ly/gksapV
Look how well it’s workin for Axel
hey Prez, keep hanging out with sophie turner and blogging about how great it would be to have sex with other girls and maybe your wife wouldnt be out till 2 in the morning banging other dudes!
Aren’t you doing the same thing and shitting on your fans when you write these half-assed, humorless blogs? It’s a slap in the face to me and everyone who reads Barstool.
IDK, roundhouse, i think it went more like this:
Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you! You only exist out here because of me! That’s the only reason! Without *me*, you, personally, every fuckin’ wise guy skell around’ll take a piece of your fuckin’ Jew ass! Then where you gonna go? You’re fuckin’ warned! Don’t ever go over my fuckin’ head again! You motherfucker, you.
or maybe not, maybe i just like Casino quotes…
Dick Whiskey and Roundhouse escaped through the same crack in the McLean’s Hospital fence.
http://boredbrokeass.blogspot.com/
The assistant that helps Gaga hide it’s cock’n'balls quit right before the show, hence the delay.
Stones were all ways late too, back in the day…but they had a legitimate reason…defribbin’ Keef could take hours
First Lady must be a closet “Fag Hag” hanging at a Gaga show….oh, wait…never mind.
Twat twiddling had become a lost art- Gaga, without even having one, has made it popular again.
I really think you are completely missing your target audience here Pres.. The Stoolies don’t give 2 shits about Gaga
I hate Lady Gaga fans. Especially the ones that call themselves her “little monsters.” She rips off Madonna and shits about gays all the time and everyone thinks she’s doing something original or worthwhile. No respect for the fans whatsoever.