Fuck “Magic Mike” And The Train It Rode In On
Huffpo – The “Magic Mike” reviews are beginning to show some skin. One of summer’s most anticipated films, the stripper drama closed out the Los Angeles Film Festival on Sunday night, a mere five days before it hits theaters on June 29. Directed by Steven Soderbergh, “Magic Mike” is based on the early life experiences of star Channing Tatum, who was once a male stripper. The film details the highs and lows of the profession, with a cavalcade of hunky and manscaped actors (Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez and more) along for the ride.”['Magic Mike'] is arguably the raunchiest, funniest and most enjoyably nonjudgmental American movie about selling sex since ‘Boogie Nights,’ its obvious if considerably darker precursor,” wrote David Rooney in his positive review for The Hollywood Reporter.
Tweeted Variety reporter Jeff Sneider:
Let me state this loud and clear. If you are a straight heterosexual male and you go see Magic Mike than you are a gayball who likes dick in the ass. I don’t fucking care if you go with your wife, girlfriend or what. Nobody wants to see a bunch of male super hunks shoving their junk in your face for 2 straight hours. Like sorry honey not in the mood to get cuckholded today. Nope not going to see Magic Mike and watch all the chicks finger themselves in the movie theater while I’m eating the jumbo popcorn and large soda. Just not my scene. Fuck Magic Mike and those rock hard abs. Like I couldn’t look like that if I didn’t have a real job and could work out all day. I hope this movie tanks.
So let us know how it was.
Fucking double standards. If there was a movie that was just hot chicks prancing around topless on a stage for 2 hours, those KO barstool cunts would be tearing it apart.
wow, so self conscious about yourself Pres, I would think you’d have more tact than to post this. If you really think your wife is thinking about you when she turns on her vibe, you are nuts
Also, spot on with the last two sentences. Must be nice to have an army of trainers feed you and help you work out for eight hours a day
says the guy with crushes on Lambert, Leo, and Biebs
The TV ads make me feel 1/2 gay when they come on which,
for some reason, I cannot seem to peel my eyes away from…….
@TheInSneider has probably had his share of dicks slapping him in the face. Typical gay jew working in the media business, sound familiar Pres?
If Barstool workers held a male stripper show it would be called “Sad Schmekels”
What Pres really meant to say was “Fuck Magic Mike and those rock hard abs, all oiled up and chiseled and oozing sex and… Wait, why do I have a boner right now? Oh yeah, cause I’m gay!”
It sounds like you’re pretty worried that you’d like what you saw.. Who are you trying to fool, we all know you are going to be lined up at midnight opening day with a jumbo size thing of vaseline
Too bad you wrote this blog with a hard on staring at those gheys. Won’t be surprised if you try to get a private showing minus the First Lady.
It’s obvious Pres has tickets to the midnight showing followed by the 1st lady going Sandusky on his ass with a strap on. Enjoy.
@dudebro, actually that sounds terrible.
I’m trolling like a mother fucker today. Now I know what it feels like to be Will I Am Not & Goddy77. Childs Please!
5 good reviews on RT so far: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/magic_mike/
I will see this for the fact that Soderbergh directed it. And it’s not that naked dudes that will be the worst part of this movie. It is Channing Tatum. He is the worst actor alive.
In other news: Adam Lambert will be seeing this movie 300 times this week, Pres will then attend. anything lord lambert does immediately makes it straight, and therefore , cool.
Pres, you watch the Bachelor religiously you fat, gay, Jewey Jew.
you’re all fags i’d fuck her
As gay as Pres comes across he is 100% correct on this one. I dont care who you are if u see this you are a faggot!
This movie will gross about 10 Million in Provincetown alone and another 100,000 at whatever movie theater Portnoy attends
So it’s ok for married women to go on facebook and drool over the guys in this movie… but if I went on facebook and told everyone how bad I wanna bang Kate Upton and her massive tits… oh look, I am an asshole.
Apparently yappy cunts have a double standard.
I told my wife if she ever pulled that shit on facebook, her iPhone would suddenly be cancelled without notice. Shit is in my name bitches!
I will be waiting outside of the Revere thearter with a 4 pack of wine coolers and some bon bons for these horned up seahags to come out of this movie,,ill be baggin buffalo’s for weeks,fuck yeah
no shit if you see this show and your a guy YOU EAT CORN THE LONG WAY !!!!! NO DOUBT
@dudebro, they did make that movie, Show Girls, with that whore Jesse spano from saved by the bell.
Gaystoolie was out Tiara shooping all weekend
Showgirls isn’t on the same level, it was supposed to be sad and shit. Plus it was terrible and it was 20 years ago.
Supposedly Olivia Munn is topless in the movie. That still probably isn’t enough to make me sit through everything else.
Is it still gay if I see this with my girlfriend only because she promised me some dome after it?
Gordon, if you have to sit through a male stripper movie just to slam your girlfriend, you need a new girlfriend.
PREACH PRES PREACH!!!
This movie looks gayer than AIDS. We need Clint Eastwood to come out of retirement and make Dirty Harry Part 6 to reverse the Pussification of the film industry.
Jews control Hollywood so of course ur gonna get homo movies. Kill the fuckung Jews kill kill kill. Jews Jews jews
Jews control Hollywood so of course ur gonna get homo movies. Kill the fuckung Jews kill kill kill. Jews Jews jews
Jews control Hollywood so of course ur gonna get homo movies. Kill the fuckung Jews kill kill kill. Jews Jews jews
Jews control Hollywood so of course ur gonna get homo movies. Kill the fuckung Jews kill kill kill. Jews Jews jews
Wow, that ^ dudes angry. Calm down mini Adolf. As for this movie, wait 9 months and you’ll see the effects. Gonna be alot of oops children being born between this shit and 50 grey hairs or whatever that book is.
I’m going to see this movie and have a full erection the whole time. I’m out there and I’m loving every minute of it!
Not sure what you fags are talking about. I plan on waiting in the theater parking lot and raking up these filthy skanks. No bitches can resist a ford taurus lurking in the shadows.
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