Get Me This Baby Giraffe!
If I’m not hugging and cuddling with this baby giraffe and feeding it by hand whatever it eats by sundown tonight I’m going to fucking murder somebody. Seriously this may be the cutest baby animal I’ve ever seen. I think I want it more than the fake miniature giraffe that rich Russian guy has. Get me this baby giraffe!
PS – Is this guy wearing a neck brace? Cutest fucking neck brace ever?
thanks to @shannonemerson


I wouldn’t get you a baby anything out of fear you may do something strange to it! You are getting weirder by the day.
looks like my ex girlfriend
Sure thing jenna
Fourth!
10 bucks this baby giraffe’s howitzer is in Pres’ mouth by sun down…
Congrats pres you found something uglier than you
I don’t get it. This isn’t really funny at all.
If Prez saw Bieber riding this baby giraffe his thimble dick would explode and put him in a coma.
Is that Chris Bosh’s baby picture?
yeah you were the 4th one imtough real fucking special asshole
Is that Steve Grogans old neckbrace?
jon!!!!!!!!!
F- on the comment section. We need to work together you fucking mongoloids and figure out a way to get this thing on Portnoy’s doorstep stat!
have you ever seen those thing fight each other? F*ckin vicious man. Makes a rabid pitbull look like a unicorn.
oh my if i didnt have the same reaction the first time i saw christopher lambert ya know what i mean?
bdemps15, Great Chris Bosch call. This thing looks just like him.
the thing on it’s neck is a catheter, not a neck brace. dr. salmon, out.