Get Me This Somali Wild Ass!
What is this thing! A Somali Wild Ass? If you told me when I woke up today that I’d be dying for some Somali Wild Ass I would have said you’re crazy. Shit sounds ten times worse than aids. Instead it turns out it’s half zebra, half mini horse, half lamb, half unicorn, fully fucking awesome. I need me some Somali Wild Ass bad!





ha yes awesome
Sorry Pres, they don’t intermingle with them Swapscott horses ass.
Somebody just needs to get me a mini bear. Or a Red Panda, I’d settle for a Red Panda.
I heard Somali Wild Asses dont get along with Israeli Wild Noses. Mortal enemies.
It’s a zonkey bro!
http://www.spotsnstripes.com/ZorseInfo.htm
Looks like the donkey has stronger genes than a zebra. Total domination.
Its legs are almost as skinny as Somali people
yo dave why don’t you attempt to uphold this “sports” blog and get that rapist thornton to write something about the pats picking up jeff demps. thanks
pres, i didn’t know you and mrs.hooknose were expecting!
Move a bit north to Portland, I typically chase something Somali out of my driveway with a shotgun on any day ending with a y.