How awesome would it have been if this Eagle wasn’t a pussy and flew away with this kid?    The kid would have grown up Eagle.   Learned to talk Eagle.  Learned to live Eagle.   Learned to love Eagle.  It would have been like Dances With Wolves/Elf.   Hollywood can’t make up a script like that.    Such a shame he dropped him.

PS – If this Eagle ever pulled this swoop and go bullshit with my dog it would be the last thing he ever did.   Endangered or not, I’d whoop the shit out of it.  Stick to babies chump.