Golden Eagle Trying To Snatch A Kid In Montreal Is Going Viral Right Now
How awesome would it have been if this Eagle wasn’t a pussy and flew away with this kid? The kid would have grown up Eagle. Learned to talk Eagle. Learned to live Eagle. Learned to love Eagle. It would have been like Dances With Wolves/Elf. Hollywood can’t make up a script like that. Such a shame he dropped him.
PS – If this Eagle ever pulled this swoop and go bullshit with my dog it would be the last thing he ever did. Endangered or not, I’d whoop the shit out of it. Stick to babies chump.
forensics reveals a large beak…searching for a man known as El P..
wish he would snatch up a few of the coloreds
best way to make sure your dog is never scooped by a large bird of prey: dont have a dog thats the size of a rabbit
DATS A BIG ASS BIRD
nice repost prez, how about dishing out a few sheckles to hire somebody to do investigating so you can get your own material?
your little bitch ratdog would have been done in a second
This video is about as real as your knowledge of sports.
What, no Gifs today?
Amateur mistake to stop filming and going to check on the kid.
people saying this video is fake, if you were going to make a fake video wouldnt you have the eagle actually do more then just lift the kid 2 ft off the ground and drop him?
Speaking of pickin up fake vids. talk to smitty and those lunatic hand fart videos. a kazoo’s a kazoo’s a kazoo and there’s no foolin me.
fake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOljUMc-Nc
Probably not fake, but my question with this is the same as it always is when videos like this come out. Why the fuck was anyone taping in the first place?
You can tell the Eagle was from Philly the way he fumbled the kid like that.
your little chihuahua would get its eyes poked out before it hit the ground, and you wouldnt do shit you pussy.
cause its not every day you see a fucking bird that big???
and Renee’s golden eagle snatch dick like no other
hoodies, there is a giant fucking eagle flying above the guys head, thats why hes taping. I would tape it to.
this seems to be about as real as the hype for your blackout tour
Maybe he thought it was a hobbit.
You guys are firing on all cylinders today.. Barstool sucks. But in the eagle defense dont dress the kid like elmo
You’re going to have to wake up earlier than this to pull this type of a troll
eagles doing the damn thing
only in Canada….Americas hat
Assuming this is real, if that kid was five pounds lighter that bird carries him away and EATS him.
@hoodies – you ask “why the fuck was someone taping in the first place” huh? If a fucking golden eagle was flying over my head in a park I’d pull out my phone and start taping that shit ASAP too, they’re pretty rare guy
That was a male eagle going after a little boy…f’in fag.
one, this is real.
two, this is fake.
three, which one of these statements is true? you decide…
Eagles don’t even like French Canadians
Turns out it was fake. My bad. Next time I see an animal ill be sure to “whip out” my camera and show the video to my friends who I can assure you don’t give a shit.
Wow pres, you could fuck up an Eagle all on your own? You’re the fucking man, fag.
this was great the first time i saw it…on reddit.
you’ve been had, you sill fool
I need to know the herps of Dwayne wade’s true identity cuz that was prob the best comment ever
your a day late posting this and you posted it after it already came out as being fake. good work.
http://deadspin.com/5969656/holy-shit-this-monster-eagle-almost-snatched-a-human-baby?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
http://blogue.centrenad.com/2012/12/19/centre-nad-reassures-montrealers-no-danger-of-being-snatched-by-a-royal-eagle/?lang=en
how about the idiot whos kid that probably is in the white and black stripes not trying to help until the kids literally airborne in that things claws
How about these hardos bitching that you’re a minute/hour/day late on posting shit. Who fucking cares? What are you – King of the Internet? Checking 10,000 god damn blogs every second. I don’t give a fuck. I go to one site, and one site only to get my shit. Go back to perezhilton you faggot. Obviously you dig this shit – stop whining like a little bitch
How about these hardos bitching that you’re a minute/hour/day late on posting shit. Who fucking cares? What are you – King of the Internet? Checking 10,000 god damn blogs every second. I don’t give a fuck. I go to one site, and one site only to get my shit. Go back to perezhilton you faggot. Obviously you dig this shit – stop whining like a little bitch
thing is fake, look up shit before you post it
“Grown up Eagle. Learned to talk Eagle. Learned to live Eagle. Learned to love Eagle.”
A+ One of the funniest things you’ve ever blogged pres
Typical Montreal “men” at the park playing Mr Mom, wife is probably building houses or fixing cars.