Good Samariton Gets Curb Stomped For His Trouble
FORT LAUDERDALE — An attempt to quell a noisy group outside his residential complex caused a homeowners association president to suffer a brutal, head-stomping robbery. The night of the attack, snowbirds had arrived from Canada and needed a key to enter a unit. So just before 1:30 a.m., Burns left his home, rode his bicycle to the other side of the complex and gave them the key. Along the way, he heard many people shouting and cursing. “As president, I went out to see what was going on,” he said. “I have to intervene to see what’s going on, and to see if I can diffuse it.” Holding his bicycle at his side, Burns neared two men and a woman involved in the disturbance. “I said, ‘Hey, you guys. We can’t have this kind of disturbance going on,” he said. “You guys should cut this mess out or I’m going to call police.” In hindsight, “that was a mistake,” Burns said. “I should have just called the cops.” After he fell to the ground, the assailant rifled through Burns’ pockets and stole his iPhone. Burns regained consciousness and tried to get up, but the robber punched him twice more in the face, stomped on his head, walked away and returned to again stomp on Burns’ head.
And this is exactly why I never help anybody. It’s not worth it. People are savages. You just don’t know who you’re messing with. Like I respect this condo president. He tried to do the right thing. He’s got balls. And what did he get for his trouble? He got cheapshotted, curb stomped and his iphone stolen. Moral of the story? Never help anybody.

agreed
He probably took his phone to call the Ambalamps
That samariton got torchered trying to help
Just execute those “people” on the spot. They’re no one that will be missed.
Second video today of our colored,upstanding citizens behavin badly.
why did he keep trying to get up? after trying to get up the first time and getting curb stomped im just gonna stay down
Samariton was also a character in Star Wars
I can’t believe that guy who sucker punched him from behind then stomped his brains out of his earholes while he was unconscious is a black guy.
I think the assailant was Obama’s nephew. He lives in the projects over in Southie but wants to live closer to the beach.
they deserve nothing less than a firing squad
did you just call them people? are you shitting me? I see what you’re doing here Portnoy, and I’m not taking the bait. you keep making fun of the gays, but protecting these scumbags
That sound you just heard was my 1911, the groupings sure are tight, my reload is quick too.
uh oh, looks like some new racism fodder to aggravate those folks complaining about the Dean College comments
im not even gonna rant about blacks again… but that dude needs to have some street smarts. A) get the fuck out of there B) when one of the dudes starts to creep behind you maybe pay attention…….. C) ok fine, just another example of how nigs gonna nig
What color are the savages? I can’t see, it’s too dark.
I tried to find some white on white crime but its hard to put sub prime lending to video, gets kinda boring, this stuff is much more entertaining.
What fucking pussies. hit a man from behind, rob him, then cheap shot him again. I hope those mother fuckers get what they deserve!
was that Meriweather and his crew?
Genuinely shocked that black people would do something so terrible.
EP, you gotta really try hard to find some white people acting like this on the internet so people don’t think you’re racist!
This fellas thinking is that whenever he cheapshots unsuspecting 61 year olds he does it from behind to make sure the old guy has no chance to beat the shit out of him.
That is exactly why I a) learn how to fight and b) also have a concealed weapons permit and pack my 1911 45 auto. Those people are dirt.
typical moon crickets
Portnoy, is that really the moral of the story?? You fucking fraudulent coward!
seatown – you pack a 1911? Isn’t exactly a good CC, i keep my S&W MP40 compact nice and tight on my thigh, doesn’t show through at all, and I would have NO trouble using it especially in FL, good gun laws down there!
^^^ 2nd tough guy with a gun comment. You know the odds say you’re much more likely to shoot a loved one than a stranger, right? I hope your infant picks up your gun and blows his face off.
And it’s “Samaritan”, you dumb fucking Jew. Spellcheck broke?
Statistics show that black people make up 5% of American population, but they post 95% of violent internet videos.
They post an alarming 97% of the videos on the internet that involved sucker punching someone though.
When you are in the jungle, you know there are animals that attack. This is a simple case of not recognizing that you are in the jungle with violent animals.
@EZBreezey222
No. If that was Mayweather he would have been beating a woman.
13% of US population. 6.5% population which is black males is 50% of prison population. Just the facts please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZeBWhxGHvw
I’m pretty sure that guy in the dreads is working on his doctorate.
Animal needs to be put down
@wildmanpete…If you shoot someone you loved does that make them unloved, or fomer lover? What kind of individual hopes an infant dies do to his stance on gun control?
So Eugenics and sterilizing black (monkey) babies wasn’t a bad idea after all..
@wildmanpete…So you’d rather these animals stomp your head than defend yourself? Hopefully, Darwin’s Law will take care of you.
The comments just encapsulate the sheer ignorance of contemporary American society as a whole. People have gone as far as to suggest that a penchant for criminality is some sort of genetic predisposition. Others have brought up eugenics and “Darwin’s law;” these idiots clearly have no understanding of fundamental biological or sociological tenets, but it’s cool, keep doing you. If moronic ethnocentric banter makes you feel superior, then all the power to you. Generalizations are where it’s at. All your fathers are probably diddlers, right? I mean, Sandusky and Fine must represent all older white men, no? Obviously not, but that’s basically what you idiots are promoting.
God I’m glad I’m not an uptight douche like ^ guy. How miserable that must be. It’s cute though. Keep fighting the good fight brah (ma’am?).
@That Guy why did he keep trying to get up? after trying to get up the first time and getting curb stomped im just gonna stay down
Pretty sure he was unconscious and didn’t know what was going on bro. Survival instincts kicked in and he subconsciously was trying to escape. Lucky to be alive.
Too bad the guy on the bike wasn’t a UFC fighter from Chicago or a gorilla wrangler.
You’ve got to social love rejects like Kyle Loyer. The same kind of asshole who probably claims “reverse racism” and is pissed that there’s no WET. It is what it is though kid, keep fighting to defend your birth-right to criticize blacks even though you don’t know any.
hey klklnlkl or whatever the fuck. Those stats are the truth. Fucking barnyard animals have more humanity than those moolies. Plus this a no high-horse blog, faggot. Until blacks aren’t disproportionately criminal and violent, they will be looked upon as so. Buddy Revel is dead on. 10% of the population, 50%+ of jail population….90% of the Final Four, yet they somehow need Affirmative Action to maintain 5% at top colleges.
klklnlknlnlkklnlnlk: “these idiots clearly have no understanding of fundamental biological or sociological tenets, but it’s cool, keep doing you.”
Right, we’re all idiots because we choose not to use a four syllable word every third word of a BARSTOOL comment (and by the way, I know it will be all to easy to spit out the “it’s because you don’t know enough four syllable words,” but the truth is many people here do, they’re just not assholes). Anyway, outside of the fact that you’re a pompous douchebag, have you ever heard of a guy named James Watson? You know, of Watson and Crick? I’m sure you do, you’ve already displayed your superior intelligence. That would also imply that you know as a leading scientist in the study of genetics he came out and declared that Africans don’t have the same intellectual capabilities as other people,
I’m not saying I agree or disagree, I haven’t studied shit as far as genetics is concerned, but why don’t you go ahead and faceplant off your soap-box, and stop declaring everyone around you a moron because they don’t share your point of view.
Gotta love black people.
klklnlknlnlkklnlnlk- Dude, relax. “Reverse Racism”? I’m such a liberal hippy I even SMELL like a dirty pussy. I wasn’t disagreeing with anything you said. I just get a kick out of people like you, who even on a website dedicated to sports and tits, can’t stop themselves from breaking out in tears over people joking around with stereotypes. I can only imagine what you’re like in real life. Just fucking walking around getting in people’s business and preaching your facts like you’re not retarded. Again, it’s cute. Keep fighting the good fight.
BTW, I just watched season one of The Wire. I think I have a pretty good understanding of how the black community works.
So im confused. According to the brothers I should ignore the fact there are some black men kicking the piss out of a 63 year old man, cause Im a racist white guy. According to the liberals I should in no way defend myself with a firearm and one of my kids should die to prove the point guns are evil. BTW klklnlknlnlkklnlnlk used some really big words and Im impressed. So the next time three large black men approach you in the dark and rob and nearly kill you, understand its your fault for not being street smart or your a racist. I think I read that sign at the zoo, “Don’t poke the lions during feeding time”.
Damn, why’re you douchebags so sensitive when somebody has a dissenting opinion? First of all, those statistics are definitely real, but you have to look at them in their proper social and historical context. But thelarcenist is right, this ain’t the blog to discuss shit like that, so that’s all I’m saying. And yeah, Watson, Herrnestein, Murray and a shitload of other scientists have determined that there is a genetic basis for intelligence … which came about because of certain enduring environmental conditions (slavery, colonization?). But that’s not what I was saying, I was talking about the criminal aspect to this shit. There’s no genetic basis for criminal behavior, as far as I’ve learned. Could be wrong. And yeah, I was referring to the clowns who were blatantly racist (calling blacks monkeys etc.) when I said “you morons” … if people disagree, cool, but honestly, you CAN make generalizations about any race. That’s just the truth.
And Kyle Loyer, just read your comment boss. Really, I mean, I stand by my comments and shit, but I just did this just to get a rise out of the people who post here … but honestly, your last post made me laugh.
I love all the people cropping up lately whining about COMMENTS being “racist.” Bro these are fucking COMMENTS. Nothing but fucking words. You know what is racist? ACTUAL DISCRIMINATION based on race whether it be housing, employment, or beating someone up because of the color of their skin. I’d venture to say that there isn’t a single actual racist on here. Everyone goes on Barstool because we like to have fun at other people’s expense and the comments reflect that. Its a collection of bros who like to bullshit with each other So stop being a Debby Downer and whining about racism and grow the fuck up. Why don’t you worry about actual racism rather than complaining every time you hear something that hurts your virgin ears.
people who annoy you. i fucking hate abe lincoln for not keeping the Zoo locked.
and klklknklknklk shut the fuck up douchebag. fuck your fist.
First of all, fuck you playonplaya. But really, gourmetgoulet’s right, I got hella worked up for no reason. Besides, the assholes in the video are scumbags anyway, blacks should be more pissed at them than anything else.
That’s when being non-judgmental does you no favors.
Exactly the problem @klklncommiebastardlknlknlknlknlnlk the problem is that too large a portion of blacks might watch this video and say, “Oh Lord that sure is hilarious! What do you think DeShawne?” I know plenty of black people, are they all sucker punching pieces of shit? No, but they come from places where behavior like this is widely accepted.
Maybe you should take your degree from your predominantly white liberal arts university and start a non-profit helping those in the inner city? Oh I forgot, “non-racist” liberal scum like yourself are too afraid of black people to actually go into the inner city.
@swagMo how about this. how about you grow a fuckin pair and fix your own problems. enough of this liberal fuckin social programs and occupy this and that because i’m too fuckin jealous of what other people have to work hard to get what I want. I’m so fuckin sick of this inner city bull shit. yeah some people can’t help it and really do need assistance, but the majority of people are too fuckin lazy or retarded to fix shit themselves. No ones gonna fuckin give you the golden ticket, the sooner you and all the other fucking dumb ass liberals realize you need to earn the shit you get, the better off everyone will be.
they look half black to me, looks like we all lose.
I wonder if they all got a participation trophy….
like how klkln says we are generalizing and racist about video then brings up a few white diddlers. Umm hey dummy arent you doing the same thing with that comment???? You must be a black.
fucking negroes man. they are such fucking cowards.. look at that kid walk behind him and hit him. what a fucking pussy. makes me feel so fucking good that i fucked up that black kid in highschool. all punks when they have numbers. i love how they wear baggy shit but are scrawny as fuck. that kid needs to get fucked up. fuck him.
@That guy “why did he keep trying to get up? after trying to get up the first time and getting curb stomped im just gonna stay down”
cause your a bitch.
only a dirty monkey…. have fun living til ur 30 darkness. broke ass fuck hahahahahahaha, stole a cellphone…times are tough ehh monkeyman?