GRANDMA WHOPS BURGLAR WITH A BBQ FORK
Have you ever seen a lady more satisfied with herself than this old bag? Just thinks her shit don’t stink like you read about. “Oh they won’t come back here. They got a badass old lady living here. They too scared of me” And then of course the sassy old lady face FTW….
PS – Do you think newscasters get erections when they know they got a live fish on the hook? Like yup this one is a talker…She’s gonna recreate the whole fucking scene. SHE’S RUNNNIG…SHE’S RUNNING…”WHOMP IN THE NECK! WHOMP IN THE NECK!”

I’m surprised one look at her face didn’t scare him off. Looks like a prune mummified in Colt 45.
Is this how she fended off Confederate soldiers? And look at Uncle Ben just sitting there at the :45 mark, waiting for his old gasbag wife to stop hooting and hollering so he can go back to drinking his Steel Reserve.
I bet Strasser was pissed he got stabbed with a bbq fork before he could even ring the bell to deliver that pizza.
thought when they said her name was Jackson and she was a grandma that she would be around 30