Gronk Being Gronk At The Superbowl Raises The Question Of Who Would You Rather Be? Gronk, Seguin or Brady?
Yo Soy Fiesta. Gronk can’t stop, won’t stop. Just killing it at Bogies in Baton Rouge with Stevan Ridley. And I bet he was wearing Hudson Jeans too….Here is the million dollar question though. If you could switch lives with Gronk, Seguin or Brady right now who would be it be? It’s basically an impossible question right? First guy I’d rule out is Brady. There is no doubt he’s the richest, best looking, most powerful, most famous, and could pull the most tail if he wanted to but I’m all set with being married and having kids with giant dicks and shit. That leaves Gronk and Seguin. I’ve never been able to figure this one out. Gronk is definitely more famous in the United States because he plays football. I think Seguin may be Boston/Canada famous. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad. Like Gronk can’t go anywhere and not be noticed. And lets not forget that puck slut are the biggest whores in the game. I’m still going with Gronk though just because I’m a football guy, but it’s as close as you can get.
I would want to be you Dave just so I could lick your wife’s pussy.
Your former intern Molly is the biggest puck slut EVER. Talk about a whore.
Admit it … You wanted to do a MFK with these three but even YOU knew how gay that is.
gronk is 100000 times more famous than seguin, if gronk and seguin went to the south/southwest gronk would covered in pussy and seguin would have to wait in line at the bars
gronk def has a bigger hog. Wouldn’t want to have to walk around with that baby seguin dick.
Anyone who is a hockey over football guy is a faggot
Gronk. I’ve always wanted to wear Zubaz pants but my moderate, non football intelligence just won’t allow it.
No one gives a fuck about seguin outside of boston and canada
whoever has the bigger $$. I think Gronk
I was originally going to say Gronk in a landslide, but then I got to thinking about longevity. You gotta figure that Seguin will have a longer career than Gronk, which means more time in the spotlight. Like they always say- for one game it’s Gronk, for a season it’s Seguin.
Seguin, he’ll beable to walk after his career and isn’t certifiably retarded
“I would like to be Neil so I could be a complete faggola” – GayStoolie
No one gives a fuck about Mark Brochez outside of his mom’s basement…
Glasskowski? No thanks. Fun now but that dipshit hasn’t done shit for TWO fucking runs now and is going to go downhill fast. It will be a different world being just a moron.
Nose Face? Nah, hockey players fade into oblivion.
Tom Brady? Superbowls (a few years back), supermodel who makes over twice what you do, sick mansion, etc, etc, etc, etc YES
Just go ahead and hand the keys over to KFC and Big Cat already, Pres.
Fuck that. I wanna be the fat Jewish kid who was making out with Bar Rafaeli.
Do you think Seguin is Nose Face you dumb fuck?
Gronk for sure. biggest frame can kick anyones ass. brady is puss and no one really likes hockey
I think we all know the question is which would you most like to bottom for.
@Minibarbaric “Going downhill fast”? He has nearly as many TDs in his 1st 3 years as Randy Moss, and would’ve broken the record had he not missed December. Other than that I agree, def Brady. The wild card factor no one is mentioning is that, yeah, its great to be recognized/famous, but hockey players slay as much pussy, make as much money, AND can walk around in public like normal people without being hassled.
look at that big dumb pollock dancing around with his shirt off like a sissy. I’ll be Jeter any day pulls more ass than all 3 of those clowns combined. And usually does it on the DL
Gotta be seguin no question. Brady’s married and the pats are out. The Bruins are the talk of the town and seguin gets to pound as many puck sluts as he wants
Gotta go with Seguin. He’s young, rich, the life of the party, and oh ya he already has a ring.
If eyes are the windows to the soul, gronk is fuctionally retarded
Why even include Brady in this. Makes zero sense… he’s old and married.
Buffalo dominates the raging drunk athlete game like no other. We have Kaner and Gronk absolutely dominating like the Sabres did the B’s last night.
There are no Black People in Brockton swallows
If you are from Buffalo or currently reside in Buffalo – shhhhhhh………
Glad to see Stevan Ridley came back to his senses
fuck minibarbaric
Calling Seguin Nose Face. Classic. Fucking dipshit.
Gronk is a future trivia question and a “where are they now” sad story on ESPN. Too fragile and stupid. Seguin will be famous for the next 15 years. And has a ring.
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So I have to choose between being stupid, Canadian or being gay.
Seguin, because while not the brightest bulp, he’s mensa material compared to ‘Gonk’.
Gronk needs to start drinking milk and put the beer down. Turning him into a brittle bones
Gronk looks like he’s putting on weight.
Even as a Giant fan I gotta go with Gronk. Dude lives the life most can only dream of
also Seguin gets to play a sport that’s popular with bitches in Russia and Sweden…gotta factor that in…international trim
Question should’ve been “Who would el pres rather be IN?” Same answer though.
minibarbaric must have a pink seguin shirt. huge super fan, just dont know who anyone is
tom brady is held down by one bitch. granted its a hot bitch but let’s just say seguins has a long future ahead of him
Would much rather Gronk being ON THE FIELD in the last game. Guess that’s too much to ask. Two years in a row. Party on, buddy.
Partying makes Gronk’s bones brittle.
I’m so fucking over Gronk. Hey, dummy, injuries don’t heal that well or quickly when you’re boozing all the time. Alcohol isn’t some magic elixir…unless you’re ugly.
Who the fuck wants to be Canadian?!?! Gronk all the way.
Hipneck and jackofspades nailed it.
When in doubt, post a childish Gronk/Seguin blog.
I think Gronk, because I think he pulls more tail
Gronk, by far. Brady is too old. He’s also married, with children.
Gronk is WAY more famous than Seguin. He can fuck A list celebs. Seguin can’t unless they’re Canadian.
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