Guess That Ass
And the answer is The Iron Sheik. Obviously I used this picture because she is on the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue this year. Blazing hot, blah, blah,blah. But I have a confession to make. I’ve over the Swimsuit Issue. And I don’t think it’s because I’m old either. It’s just who fucking cares about this shit anymore? First of all I’m not a fan of professional/photoshopped pictures. Candids is where it’s at. Second unlike the old days these chicks have pictures like these constantly being slapped all over the Internet 24/7. It’s not like you have to wait a year to see these girls in bikinis. But the most important reason why I don’t give a fuck anymore is the advent of online porn. Like if I want to beat off I’m certainly not flipping through SI and their G rated layout. So what’s the point? What is the appeal of photoshopped pictures that are already all over the place? Nothing right? If SI wants to stay relevant they need to step it up motherfucker.
Why cant every chick have an ass like that!?!? why?!!?!@?#?!#?!
Photoshopped or not, that is some fine, grade A, top choice rump
Presuming she was down with it, I would totally stick my middle finger in her butt hole.
I completely agree with the blog. Online porn has definitely desensitized us. Having said that, I’d like to stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
I had to see it to believe it but Bar Rafaeli not even being IN the SI swimsuit issue at all seems strange. Cover to off the radar in two years? What did she do, criticize them for putting Brooklyn Decker on the cover last year? Who cares–the iron sheik is on top right now.
ive been thinking the same thing and then what pushed it over the edge was seein some of these chicks on tv promoting the mag n they look nothing like they do in the magazine some are actually ugly. side note, online porn or not i could jerk it to dat ass any day
Butterface, but what a rockin’ bod. I’d go ears deep in that p00per.
I swear that how they sold 50 percent of their subscriptions in the 80′s.
I’d give up food for the rest of my life and eat her asshole to survive YUM YUM YUM
It’s like two eggs in a hanky.
”Like if I want to beat off”
You couldn’t, you haven’t seen your dick in 3 years
I’m over the swimsuit issue as well. I stuccoed this years edition closed last night
Ignatz says:
February 16, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Butterface, but what a rockin’ bod. I’d go ears deep in that p00per
^^^
VIRGIN
At least she has some curves and isn’t a freakin scarecrow. Looks like she could a good porking
I’d pay to see her take a dump off of a roof.
EP – haven’t you said things like “you would rather see a clothed ass than a naked ass” before? Something about the excitement of what is underneath without actually see what is underneath?
How do you reconcile this blog with those things you have said in the recent past?
It’s hard to believe that shit comes out of there.
come on, you have to appreciate the pageantry, these pictures are high quality, good lighting, like that ass shot, her ass could not look any better. Sure online porn is good, but once a year its nice to see some natural titties being corralled in by expensive bathingsuits you will never buy your woman
I guarantee you a fart has never passed by those scrumptous cheeks
Great.Googlie.Mooglie!
Love it.
JESUS LORD HAVE MERCY! NOW THATS AN ASS! TEXTBOOK ASS FOR GTA!
i think SI is doing fine. I love ass and tits as much as the next guy but in all honesty I get SI for the sports articles not the one issue out of 56 in the year that has girls in swimsuits. Though I’m not complaining.
Butterface? Whoever said that needs to show us who he’s banging because this chick is perfect.
I imediately take back my marry fuck kill selection from the page written after this…
I’d suck the saliva out of her mouth through her asshole….
Hey… If her turd landed on the bridge of my nose, is that still legally a “Hot Carl”?