And the answer is The Iron Sheik. Obviously I used this picture because she is on the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue this year. Blazing hot, blah, blah,blah. But I have a confession to make. I’ve over the Swimsuit Issue. And I don’t think it’s because I’m old either. It’s just who fucking cares about this shit anymore? First of all I’m not a fan of professional/photoshopped pictures. Candids is where it’s at. Second unlike the old days these chicks have pictures like these constantly being slapped all over the Internet 24/7. It’s not like you have to wait a year to see these girls in bikinis. But the most important reason why I don’t give a fuck anymore is the advent of online porn. Like if I want to beat off I’m certainly not flipping through SI and their G rated layout. So what’s the point? What is the appeal of photoshopped pictures that are already all over the place? Nothing right? If SI wants to stay relevant they need to step it up motherfucker.