Guess That Ass
And the answer is Elisabetta Canalis. There are dick wrecking pants and there are dick wrecking pants. These my friends are dick wrecking pants. Not that I’m surprised because it’s a known fact Canalis has one of the best asses in the game. Why do you think Clooney dated her? Every chick he’s ever banged has a perfect ass. Anyway I honestly don’t get how the guys on Dancing with the Stars don’t just cum themselves every two seconds during practice and shit. Like I would be permanently hard just premature ejaculating my shit all over the room grinding up on this ass. You’d have to be gay not to be which may answer my own question.







I’d smash, bro.
what is the meaning of that tattoo? what tribe is she part of?
That better be a fucking Bears hat bitch.
I fuck that in a split second.
holy shit. yes please.
Lamest overused Stoolie GTA comment: “I’d hit it/Smash It/Fuck that/Tap it.”
Yeah, no shit assholes.
You know you have the Ghey when: a perfect ass is on display and all you can talk about are her tattoos and the hat she is wearing.
Thanks for that, you fucking asshole.
@MillarsMuffintop.
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