![ERROR: Just not found | [null]](http://3432-barstoolu.voxcdn.com/wp-content/themes/barstoolu/img/stool-thumb-temp.jpg)
Guess That Ass
And the answer is Kim Kardashian. If you didn’t get this one right you should probably kill yourself or at the very least call it a career with GTA. Anyway what can you say about this ass? It’s mind boggling. It’s death defying. It’s impossible to comprehend. There is just no logical explanation for how an ass like this can exist. I’m not even talking about it from a sexual perspective either. I’m talking from a scientific perspective. She doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her, but then she has this crazy badonkadok. It’s almost like everything she eats or looks at goes directly to her ass. Like if you didn’t know who she was and saw her walking towards you on the beach and then did a look back you’d pass out from instant shock. You’d be like that chick in Jaws 2 on the boat. It’s that fucking crazy. And I don’t mean it in a good way because I think it looks disgusting here, but it’s still a modern marvel.
As much as I fucking hate her, I am an ass man, and I hate to admit it, but I would bury my face in that thing – then destroy it with my medoicre Irish curse, then kill myself.
Just a prime example of the coveted millenium-glass figure.
not an ounce of fat????? holy shit… I see at least 30 pounds that she could lose…
she doesnt have an ounce of fat on her cause she gets it all lypo’d out then injected into her ass. that shit is fucking disgusting. i pray her private jet gets one of its engines goosed over a mountain range
I’d still spray paint those cheeks with some glossy white man paint.
dstewart +1
Just too big for me. She must have to max out everyday to hold back the obesity.
that shit is dumpy as hell
A-Rod wouldn’t touch her with a foul pole
I don’t even think I would get the tip in!
~tkobarstool~
Enormously disgusting.
the milks gone bad
Like the Venus of Willendorf:
.
http://www.lessing-photo.com/p3/060101/06010125.jpg
2chainz hit the nail on the head. Dumpy is the perfect word for it. She is fighting a losing battle, imagine how that is going to look in 10 yrs
Portnoy how about taking your own advice and call it a career with GTA, then for good measure kill yourself
Seriously, I can hear the ticks on that bomb.
I would absolutely bang her and definitely would not kill myself after.
UDDLER-ly disgusting. All you douchebags who like girls with big pig-like ases like this….what do you say now?
The laws of gravity are winning the battle with this fuckin toilet.
Not an ounce of fat on her?? Only thing outwieghing her fat is her fucking make-up. Anyone wearing that much make-up on the beach should be thrown to the sharks immediately. Hate this fowl bitch.
I pray this fucking cunt dies before 2013.
It is mindboggling. The face, tits, stomach are all nice. From the ass down, she looks like a bag of shit. Whatever – she takes it on the face which is a-ok in my book.
^^^ Looks like she’s taken a couple hundred cannon balls on the face as well
Just keeps getting older and more busted.
I think her 15 minutes is up. Bring on Kendall. That chick gets freaky!
she needs to disappear. and she’s fucking gross. Still pretty, but not hot at all.
Scusting.
almost didn’t recognize her ass with a high-profile black dick in it.
i absolutely HATE that i would hit that. chick disgusts me on so many levels. but i’m a sucker for a donkey. expiration date is getting REAL close though, on both the body and the fame.
She is on that long downhill slide. Couldn’t even pay Ray J to smash that again.
Never been a huge fan, but this grosses me out!!
Still the nastiest, fattest most disgusting ass in the media. Still at a loss to understand how anyone can find that even remotely attractive.
who wouldn’t do that?
I’d give it a go
eww not a good shot, i’d still fuck the shit out of her though
p.s. her younger half-sister or whatever is a total smoke already
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat
all the people saying they wouldnt smash that are clearly homosexuals, everyone hates her cause of her personality, that also sounds pretty gay to me. park it here.
spillsacooler…thats because a-rod bangs dudes
“she doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her.” yeah, and barstool is a top-notch blog that paves the way for “copy-cats” like deadspin and busted coverage.
no you wouldnt soxfan822.
She doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her
You’re right. She’s got several thousand ounces of fat on her. The girl’s a pig, and i mean that in every way imaginable.
fuckin awesome. Fuck all y’all haters. This bitch makes tens of millions per year marketing her crap (clothes, jewelry, fragrances)…. all from a sex tape with the dude who was fucking Whitney Houston and probably Bobby Christina as well.
The media really needs to stop sensationalizing this bitch and make her irrelevant ASAP. She isn’t hot, has no informative insight and is a cunt. The quicker everyone stops taking pictures and filming her the world will be a better place.
“stevie” who gives a fuck what she looks like in 10 years id destroy that thing right now
Tornopen,
The girl makes all that $$ because the American public on the whole are complete morons… and they’ll watch anything that makes it onto TV. She’s got zero talent, a narcissistic personality, mildly famous parents, and a fat ass. What is everyone so infaturated with?
Hot dog in a hallway with that gaping vag.
When this beast finally loses her battle obesity, we could be heading for a Nicole Eggert-esque downfall. And Nicole Eggert was MUCH hotter in her prime than KK. So there’s really no limit to how far KK can fall.
First time ever GTA, Is this a fucking Joke?! No fucking way, I’ll stick to cougars and MILFS waaaaaay better than this pile of much. I honestly don’t get what the fuck the attraction is with this broad. Im standing up and saying it (Christ knows I ‘d fuck just about anything) does not belong on GTA!
Oh to bury your face into that….mumumummmummm
I’d rather bury my face in Steven Tyler’s man-boobs.
i should seriously introduce you to some of my aunts if this is the kind of bullshit that your into. i think the prez gets kick backs from Lane Bryant promoting shit like this
It looks like it smells. I doubt this girl ever wipes the cum or shit off of it. Smelly dumpster. You can tell she hasn’t exercised a day in her life.
fucking gross. i bet she gets a shit load of lipo on her gut or some shit
She might be all the nasty things u people say but the feet look decent and they’re something you just can’t fix no matter how much money you have. Ask Paris Hilton.
If you say you wouldn’t smash, put a pic of whatever “dime” you fuck and let’s compare, I would hit that for days
i’d smash, ejaculate quickly and then kick that fucking thing as hard as i possibly could.
kendall jenner her younger sister look it up
With the amount of black dick she has taken, I bet her vagina looks like a Harrison’s Large Beef S M Cheese.
Smang, I wouldn’t smash. Put a gun to my head and I would never smash a chick who looks like a fat dumpster with a questionable man face. Just because you can’t pull hot tail, doesn’t mean no one else is capable of finding a fit chick.