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   by 22 on March 22, 2012 at 12:39 pm

   The guy that invented the black yoga pants should get a Pulitzer Prize!

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   by k1dd0 on March 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm

   ^ I concur

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   by corylidleflymehome on March 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm

   Maria should take those words on the back of her shirt to heart. Just keep your fucking mouth shut and keep looking good and everyone’s happy

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   by Numero Two on March 22, 2012 at 11:43 am

   I wouldn’t eat that box, I would fucking inhale it.

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   by DooBAH on March 22, 2012 at 12:44 pm

   Her smile falls far short of her eyes, which look to me like they’re devoid of any happiness or inner-peace.  You think it’s ’cause we’ve ALL seen her meat-flaps? 
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   Oh, great ass btw.  Thanks!

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   by occupy my nutsack on March 22, 2012 at 4:46 pm

   Love that she takes up the poopshoot. But wtf is up with the kabala bracelet. Did she go full retard?

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   by cantgetthestinkout on March 22, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   I’m totally on board with changing GTA to JOTMA (jerk off to Maria’s ass). Each afternoon you post a picture of Maria’s ass, and I retire to the men’s room to beat the bishop.

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   by snailtrail291 on March 22, 2012 at 11:48 am

   I would literally set an orphan on fire in front of the pope just to smell her used gym towel.

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   by fabfiveswag on March 22, 2012 at 12:50 pm

   Is this sneaky Pres trying to justify that Gracie blog?

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    by cheerocc on March 22, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    I would like to spoon her

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    by cheerocc on March 22, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    I would like to spoon her

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    by dayman28 on March 22, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    I would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong rip!

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    by sbritton20 on March 22, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    id put it in her butt

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    by metcogorilla on March 22, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    The Greek Goddess of GTA

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    by Jermaine Wiggins on March 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Menough said

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    by theking on March 22, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    “I’m totally on board with changing GTA to JOTMA (jerk off to Maria’s ass). Each afternoon you post a picture of Maria’s ass, and I retire to the men’s room to beat the bishop.”
     
    Dying laughing over that shit.

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    by zooswag28 on March 22, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    so fucking sexy

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    by eboe6666 on March 22, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Meh

    Just kidding

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    by worriedindc on March 23, 2012 at 12:03 am

    i would cut off her asshole and wear it like a ring

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    by MotorcityKittys on March 23, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Good stuff !!

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