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Solid defense
wow
He does it everytime cameras come on him @toekneetino: @stoolpresidente please tell me you've seen that squid asking his chick for a kiss
And the answer is Kate Upton. These are candids from the 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue. Looks like somebody is trying to build a dynasty over there. Seriously has there ever been back to back SI swimsuit cover girls? I don’t think so right? Well what better way to say you mean business than twittering pictures of your ass? Message couldn’t be clearer. Kate upton is not going to give up the title easily. She’s looking for the repeat and to beat her you’re going to have to kill her.
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Pageviews. I love this girl but she does have some haters somehow
What an epic tease that last pic is
Absolutely zero ass. All tits.
how do i get the job of palming her ass?
cue the no ass fat and disgusiting in 30 years fags
Not a huge fan – Gotta get some depth in her line-up. Her boobs can’t bat effective clean-up if no one is there to load the bases.
kris10 was my guess
hot but zero definition anywhere on this chicks body… what’s her excuse? she’s 19, she should be hardddd
where’s the fag who claims she is disgusting???
elle macpherson was definitely on 3 covers in a row. brinkley and a few others were on back to backs also.
Wow, you guys must be getting grade A+++++ pussy, because this chick is perfect.
definition? FUCK DEFINITION
3rd pic down makes my all tingly feeling in my middle region
Back dimples nice tits great face. Sign me up. Gheyflyer how many times do you think he said he had to recheck her ass. Major ass palm
she’s a NORMAL looking hot chic, not rail thin, still – in the model world not sure how she gets away w/ it – the baby fat that is, doesn’t seem fair to me, everyone else has to be rail thin in her biz – don’t get me wrong, I’d much rather bang her than somebody else
Still not getting what all the hype is about on this chick. SLoppy ass, sloppy tits and an good face.
There are much hotter models out there than this thing.
I’d drag my dick over a walkie talkie just to hear her fart on broken glass.
agreed, we will be called fags, but we get that celebrity ass should just be a notch or a few above the hot chicks you see out at a club, upton isn’t polished platinum, she’s just a hot college chick, not that there’s anything wrong with that
i would kill everyone in my office right now just to see 5 min of a Kate Upton sextape
^^^ I’d kill everyone in my office, well because I fucking hate them
sitwell where do you go to college?
sitwell is 100% right. shes a hot chick with a great personality but SI swimsuit cover model no fucking way. that ass is flat as shit and sucks. i’ll take the chick from mallorca on nyc over upton.
good point cory, guess i dont need motivation. more like something to justify life in prison
I am at lunch with my wife. I just went into the bathroom stall and tossed off. True story.
excellent lack of cellulite, but not much lift in that tush.
I’m so in love with her. That being said, I’ll tell you how to get that job of the ass palmer….you wear a fucking scarf with a tanktop. Hardo style.
never knew how many gay stoolies there were… jesus, upton is outrageously hot.
disapointing for a teen
Bostonworm would you kindly shut your fucking mink mouth! You’ve never seen a better looking girl at W-L…I know because I fuckin’ stare at them all damn day from down the street! Shes fuckin deadly, I’d fuck her, you’d fuck her….anyone would penetrate that! ignorant minks, some things never change huh.
I always thought that the majority of stoolies were guys who work blue collar or white collar jobs. Really surprised to see so many hairdressers and makeup artists commenting that Kate Upton is not hot.
Here we go again with Kupton. She’s decent, doesn’t deserve all her hype, sloppy tits, no ass, just a regular hot girl. Nothing special
ps Wasn’t Jeremy Lin on back to back covers of SI swimsuit?
no ass, fat, and disgusiting in 30 years
If you don’t have a rock hard boner right now then you might wanna give gaystoolie a call sometime
hahahah rex is fat
gaaaaaaayyyyyyssssss
Disgusting in 30 years? What woman isn’t a bit used up by 50
Well that was rather depressing. Always thought her ass was lacking from the videos. My thoughts were correct. Still take her to poundtown in a second.
so much hotter than all the other skinny ass fake-tittied models out there. If I ever had the chance to give this chick a piping I would ask her to wait, go rub one out like 2 or 3 times, then give it to her so I could last a solid 15 minutes.
Wilburham, I’m not in college, been there done that, I’m a cubicle monkey
My g/f looks like a Kate Upton clone with brunette hair. Everything from face to tits to ass. I don’t give a fuck what anyone else may say about this chick, all I know is I’m happy.
Wish there was a video of when she was at a table full of models and the paparazzi came up-of course they all perked and smiled-and the paparazzi just wanted her to stand alone, they took pictures like crazy. People said the other models went bitch face like you read about and said some nasty things. Chicks can be bitches but a group of hot chicks can be BITCHES. There has to be video.
rexisfat if thats true thats hilarious
i just came in my pants and i wasnt even jer….. ahh fuck it i was jerking off
hey Big Pete, you must be the man
Would love to actually see a picture of Big Pete’s girl. Something tells me she’s a serious war pig
I don’t know I gotta agree with these ‘fags’. Her tits are good and nice ass and legs but what’s going on with her stomach she looks kinda fat and disproportional. She could definitely tighten up. Compare her to other models before saying she’s perfect…you guys would probably fuck anything with two legs
^^^Gay
darth belichick you clearly don’t fuck anything
how can i palm that
i’d grubble her muff