And the answer is Miley Cyrus. Miley is such a slut and that’s what I love about her. I can’t wait to see her sex tape. It’s not even that I think she’s that hot. I just think she’ll be awesome at getting stuffed and I want to see it. Speaking of sex tapes I’m so pissed that KFC did Keely Hazell today for GTA.. I’m not sure if people know how GTA works among the Boston, NY and Philly sites. You’d think I’d have preference but I don’t. It’s like the wild, wild west every morning. First person to call an ass gets it. I saw this Miley ass shot right when I woke up and claimed it before I did my due diligence. I gave KFC Keely Hazell on a motherfucking silver platter. When VH1 does their Behind the Music on Barstool Sports this will be one of my real low moments. So pissed I let that one get away.