RT @necn: Barstool Sports' David Portnoy i.e. @stoolpresidente throws his stool in the #Boston mayoral race, @gregwnecn reports....
How do you miss that? #stern
Bro Show needs a guest for Thursday STAT.
Hey @dbernstein is my 5,000 getting me in or what bro?
So fake it's an embarrassment to the internet @CharissaT: Welp. I think that went well. For him. Not me. http://t.co/94FMlloALK
And the answer is Claudia Romani. God giveth and god taketh away. Just the absolute definition of a butter face. And yes I’m a face matters guy. Without the face you have nothing. It’s the glue that keeps everything else together. I’d still anal the shit out of this chick but it would be all anal all the time. Maybe make her wear a mask too.
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Jimmy Durante wants his nose back.
Sweet sister Sadie!!! Pres…it’s not the face you fuck, it’s the fuck you face. I would anal creampie that for days.
I’ll be in Sicily on vaca in 6 weeks. So, Claudia, “here’s my number, so call me maybe.”
fuckin smoke show body…not that great of a face, hence why shes with that old fucker
Christ Almighty. Start with the feet, but stop at the neck. That face would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Face is bad, but doesn’t matter here
The ass is great, but can’t make up for the lack of tits and face.
She has a body built for porn but a face… Well for cheap porn
She kind of looks retarded.
Get out the potato sack!
Lets not kid ourselves fellas, we all would nut in that butt. Its just during minimal eye contact would be made and kissing would be non existent.
oh man that face is hard to get over, i mean i probably would try to bang her from behind at first, or i might have to employ Chef’s Pleasure Bag…..
Who the hell announces their vacation destination over a smut website, anything to get attention in this me first world.
Is this Jay Leno’s twin? I’d still do deep knee bends on her face
Chicks like these are the reason why god created the paper bag.
Asses don’t get much better, but that face is tragic. Have to agree with mattsh20….’tardooo
see what I did there ^
Body is spot on, but her face makes me want to throw a telethon for it. Corky looking cunt
Million dollar body with a 10 cent face.
I love a girl like this. Great body, but low self-esteem about the face. You don’t have to ask for anal. You just give her an impatient look and she turns over and buries her face in a pillow, knowing what’s expected of her.
Pres, if you’re a face guy why did you marry Seabiscuit… Err, I mean the First Lady.
Wow, that face is truly a curse. Too bad.
owenz: pretty sure with this broad you can just facefuck her and get the whole anal experience because her face looks like ass
she has the kind of face that makes you think she wears overalls in public.
Keep the remote for the light switch by the bed and you are with a smokeshow with the lights off. Beauty is only a light switch away.
What kind of mask would she wear Pres? A Lambert mask ?!?!?
hey klusk666 jump off a cliff you fucking poof.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little …
Pres is a face guy whose wife is too ugly to have a pic without sunglasses hmmm
Put her ahead of the guy that got his face eaten off for the face transplant.
Dude, she looks like Lenard in Full Metal Jacket after the blanket party! Totally doggy style though, who am i kidding
“Atleast I only need one goggle when I go swimming in my pool”