And the answer is Joanna Krupa. This chick is a MOTHERFUCKER. I’ve always been a huge fan ever since she was on Superstars and just ripped Terrell Owens a new asshole for sucking in the obstacle course. I became so infatuated with her I even tried to buy her to jump out of a cake at a Barstool party we had like 4 years ago. No joke I really tried to do that. How many smut publishers can say that? Anyway apparently she is on the new season of Real Housewives of Miami. I have no idea why, but it’s almost must watch TV now because that’s how smoking hot she is and that’s how big of a bitch she is.